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About me (don't be weird)

Butch on the Rig here.

Boston transplant, Senior EMT at PTMC, 34, she/they. Been sober 6 years and still can’t stand the taste of most non-alcoholic beer. Drive a truck covered in New England sports stickers that pisses off half of Pittsburgh on a daily basis. Got a rescue German Shepherd named Echo who’s better behaved than most of the people I deal with on shift.

I bring the chaos in, patch people up, then go home and pretend I’m not thinking about it. Big on dry humor, late-night coffee, and calling people out when they need it. If you stutter when I tease you… that’s between you and your nervous system.

Here for:

EMT/paramedic memes that hurt in a funny way

Boston sports (Bruins stay winning)

Butch fashion and “this is how I dress to haul patients” looks

Soft moments with my dog and the very few people I actually like (Yes Judge that means you)

Occasionally roasting one specific intense resident (you know who you are)

Don’t be a dick. Don’t trauma dump in my asks without warning. Echo gets final say on who’s allowed in this space.

If you’re cool, we’re cool. If you make me laugh, I might even be nice to you.

Now go touch grass or whatever.

— Rye

#rye on the rig 🚑#the pitt #ptmc #the pitt oc #the pitt rp #the pitt rp blog #the pitt oc rp #the pitt oc rp blog

Some nights after shift I just want to crawl into bed and have her pull me in close. No talking. Just her arms around me and the feeling that someone’s got me for once.

Yeah. That.

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Echo Cuteness

She acts all tough on walks but the second we get home she turns into a 70lb lap dog. I’m not complaining. Best part of the day.

#rye on the rig 🚑#echo #german shepard mix #lap dog #my baby #after shift cuddles #the pitt oc rp blog #the pitt rp blog #the pitt oc #the pitt rp #the pitt

Got off another brutal night shift with Judge. We were both dead on our feet but still ended up at the gym at 8 a.m. like a couple of psychopaths.

We’ve somehow become gym buddies now. She spots me on bench, I correct her deadlift, and we both complain about how our bodies hate us after night shifts.

She still brings a Monster with her though. I told her if she drinks it before we lift I’m making her do extra squats. She called me a tyrant. I told her tyrants don’t spot your bench for you.

We’re going again tomorrow. This is my life now.

Echo was very offended we left her this morning. She’s currently giving me the cold shoulder from the end of the couch.

#rye on the rig 🚑#gym #gym body #rig partners #emt life #yes she still brings the monster #echo is judging both of us #the pitt #the pitt oc #the pitt oc rp #the pitt oc rp blog #the pitt rp #the pitt rp blog #ptmc

night shift can eat my entire ass

Just had a guy try to fight me because I wouldn’t let him smoke in the rig. Sir. You have a collapsed lung. The oxygen is literally coming out of your face.

Anyway I won. He’s in the hospital and I’m here with my third coffee.

Echo says hi from the truck. She’s a better person than 90% of the people I meet on this job.

#rye on the rig 🚑#ptmc chaos #emt problems #echo approved #night shift hell #the pitt oc rp blog #the pitt rp blog #the pitt oc #the pitt rp #the pitt

The Red Sox (not the Sox) are up 2-0 at the top of the ninth! Lets fucking go!

#rye on the rig 🚑#boston red sox #red sox #baseball #new england sports #the pitt oc rp blog #the pitt rp blog #the pitt oc #the pitt rp #the pitt

I am not her mother, but someone has to be

Left a Monster in the breakroom fridge for the kid with a note that said “one. that’s it.”

Came back two hours later and the note was gone and there were two empty cans in the trash.

Animo if you’re reading this (you are) I’m hiding the rest of the case in my truck. Fight me.

#rye on the rig 🚑#Judge #baby lawyer #monster addiction #emt mentor life #i tried #the pitt oc rp blog #the pitt rp blog #the pitt oc #the pitt rp #the pitt

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#needthat

Can’t stop thinking about her after shift yesterday. Sleeves rolled up, that tired-but-still-in-charge energy, voice all low when she told me to sit down and let her take care of me.

Got me wanting her hands pinning me, her mouth on my neck, that smirk while she makes me wait for it.

Want her to push me against the lockers and remind me exactly who’s in charge when the uniforms come off.

Anyway. How’s your night going?

#rye on the rig 🚑#nsfw #nsft #butch lesbian #butch4butch #i have no chill #after hours thoughts #the pitt oc rp blog #the pitt rp blog #the pitt oc #the pitt rp

Cassie dragged me to this tiny diner after a brutal shift. We didn’t even talk about work for like twenty minutes. Just sat there, drank coffee, and let Echo have the leftover scrambled eggs under the table.

She’s the only reason I haven’t completely lost it since moving here. Don’t tell her I said that.

#rye on the rig 🚑#best friends #cassie mckay #post shift recovery #echo got treats #quiet wins #the pitt oc rp blog #the pitt rp blog #the pitt oc #the pitt rp #the pitt

Its gonna be a good night 🚑

#rye on the rig 🚑#the pitt oc rp blog #the pitt rp blog #the pitt oc #the pitt rp #the pitt #the pitt oc rp

Out here savin lives with this idiot @jax-judge-animo

#rye on the rig 🚑#the pitt #the pitt rp blog #the pitt oc #the pitt rp #the pitt oc rp #the pitt oc rp blog #ptmc #emt #ems #paramedic

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