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ashvbenz:
You’re the second person to suggest Vegas. I just don’t want to be the next Brittney Spears and get married in a drunken stuper.
Oh well that pretty easy, just don’t get married. Kidding. Wear a name tag thats like “Hi, I’m Ashley (don’t marry me)” That should do the trick for that one. Then just...do what you do in Vegas..party.
kchq:
We don’t know because it’s private! I don’t know, maybe we share it? It’s a shared dick…that’s private. I’d say we equally want access to said dick, no?
You’re absolutely no fun. Here I thought we’d have some fun banter and you’ve just let me down. I dunno, you don’t seem very Canadian. I think you’ve been in LA too long, you’ve defected and forgotten your roots.
A shared dick, seems perfect. We each have equal access to the dick at all times then, right? Because I don’t want you hogging the dick just because you think you want it more when right now you’re agreeing we both want the dick equally. But yes, it has to be private. The dick has to stay between us.
Sorry to bust your bubble, Katie. I try not to take part in fights that have no good outcome for either parties involved. I think you don’t even know what its like to be Canadian so you have no room to judge on this matter.
kchq:
Yes, so you’d have to pay for half of the dick and I’d have to pay half for the dick. But you know…it has to be private. Of course I’m right, I’m always right.
You’re very lazy. You need to fight more for the things you love no wonder why you don’t have a Tim Hortons deal. I heard a rumor you weren’t even really Canadian, confirm or deny?
But in the end whos Dick is it? Who does the dick report to if we’re both paying for half of it? I guess if this were a custody thing we’d be asking who gets the Dick? Or maybe we should be asking who wants the dick more?
Nah, I just get the feeling fighting with you isn’t worth it so I’m gonna conserve my energy. Deny - I’m 100% Canadian. I fit just about every Canadian stereotype you can think of, really. I just, don’t like the cold - thats about it.
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kchq:
Like a private dick? I’d be more then willing to put up the other half…of that dick. Tom was always America’s sweetheart, but that film role just really cemented him in there as that.
I don’t know but I really thought you’d fight me more on this, wow. You give up awfully easy.
Basically you’d be willing to put up half the money for the dick? Or half of the dick fee in other words? Yea, you’re right, he was already there but now theres not even any other contender.
Not worth it. You’ll try it or you won’t. Or one day I’ll switch out your Starbucks with Tim Hortons. Or I won’t care enough to put in that effort. Who knows.
kchq:
Right? And it is kind of good on them. We need an insider. A mole. Someone to get a job there and then report back, let us know. Annnnd, you’re welcome. I bet he’ll get a lot of Mr. Rodgers now, too. I feel like you’re kind of stretching it a bit with Wilson, but I’ll give it to you, anyways.
Okay, you’re an asshole because I honestly believed you at first and starting wondering how I’d gone all this time with out trying it. Well played, Gosling. Point for you. But now I feel like I don’t want to try it out of spite…
We should hire someone to get to the bottom of all this. I’m willing to foot half that bill. You’re probably right about the Mr Rodgers thing. I can see that happening for sure.
Hey, thats your choice. Its a wrong choice, but you’re free to make it. And who am I to force coffee on you anyway? I just happen to know that it’ll be your loss.
kchq:
And if you think about it, it’s probably free publicity. Here we are talking about it. Every day you see someone tweeting about it. So maybe it’s all just a part of their diabolical PR scheme. I’m a little mad at it, but only because I want answers, we need the truth! That’s a fair assessment. But they might just be really nervous seeing you, so they just go to the first thing they associate you with. If it’s not Gump and God then I don’t wanna know.
Hey! Don’t you judge me, Mickey Mouse Club! I’ve been busy. And I can’t help it if I’ve never seen one when I needed a coffee. What makes it so superior, anyways? School me, go ahead.
You might be on to something there - it probably is a PR thing. Now I wanna know too and prior to this conversation I didn’t really care. Look what you did! Hanks could have Woody or Wilson or Captain Phillips on his cup and none of that would surprise me, even though he wasn’t actually Wilson in Cast Away it still makes sense somehow.
For starters, their coffee beans come from one special farm in the Guatemalan Rain Forrest and they’re harvested at peak freshness. I’m kidding, I have no idea what actually makes them superior but their coffee just tastes better, thats all there is to it.
kchq:
Okay, but how is this even possible? Not every barista at every Starbucks can be hard of hearing, it’s statistically impossible. I’m telling you I think they get an incentive or something. That makes more sense, though. Because let’s face it, you’re pretty damn noticeable through you’re body of work. Wanna know a secret? Even though I’ve spent just about the last eight years of my life in Vancouver, I’ve never been to a Tim Hortons.
I think its a game for them, honestly - it has to be. They hav to purposely write the wrong names on the cups so they can laugh about it throughout the day and if thats the case I’m not even mad about it. Oh, I figure they recognize me but I would think they also know my name when they do, right? I also kinda wonder what they write on super famous people’s cups. Like Tom Hanks, Morgan Freeman famous - do they get their names right or do the same thing?
Wait - you basically live in Canada and you’ve never been to a Tim Hortons? You should be ashamed. Really really ashamed. Plus, you’re missing out.
kchq:
Do they pay Starbucks barista’s extra if they totally butcher your name? They must, right? I have literally one of the easiest names, yet here I am drinking out of a up that says Kayze…I guess that’s my new name now…Look out world! Here comes Kayze Cassidy.
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Know what I usually get if I say “Ryan” at a Starbucks drive thru? I get Zyan. If I’m in a Starbucks its usually just the name of a movie like “Notebook” or “La La Land.” Or I just go to Tim Hortons if i”m in Canada because it superior anyway.
ashvbenz:
I have until midnight on Tuesday, to live out my twenties. Any suggestions on what I should do? I need legit ideas here people. Preferably ones with alcohol.
Vegas. Just get really really messed up in Vegas - thats always a safe bet. Or throw a rager - thats always a good vibe for the end of a decade.
ashtisdle:
So, I’m not the only adult that still has an advent calendar every year, right? You best believe I’ll be eating that cheap advent calendar chocolate every morning until Christmas day. Sure, there’s expensive ones but it just wouldn’t feel the same, y’know? Speaking of Christmas, everyone better be watching Merry Happy Whatever on Netflix! It’s a perfect show to curl up with a hot drink, blankets and binge watch the whole day away. What’s everyone’s plans for the next few weeks, though? Anyone already ready for Christmas or are you one of those people that leave everything last minute? @hchqstarters
Wow, the memories. My mom always used to get me those advent calendars, the ones with the cheap ass chocolate like you’re talking about. Having like a Ghirardelli advent calendar just wouldn’t seem right. Shit, I know we’re already 6 days into December but I might just go get myself on. I, personally, haven’t even started Christmas shopping but I whole heartedly intend on just ordering everything online so I’m not really worried about it.
margseliserobbie:
Hockey and Tim Hortons are two of the best things. Wait. Who’s your hockey team? Just know they aren’t better than the Rangers. I barely made it out alive. I’m lucky I got out of there.
Woah, don’t leave Maple Syrup out. Fun fact: there was once a huge maple syrup heist in Canada - true story. It was a big deal. I’m from London, ON so Toronto was my closest team growing up. Honestly, I’m just a fan of the sport in general so I’m just happy when I see a really well played game. Serious question, do you guys have like immunities built up from living in such a hostile environment? You Aussies must have evolved somehow to live there.
fffsdanneel:
Very true. Sounds like a fun time, honestly! I’m glad you enjoyed it! What else did you get to do in Louisiana? I’m curious!
Nothing really good enough to report. A night on Bourbon street that I can hardly remember. But I do remember some drink called a Shark Attack? They rang a bell and threw napkins in the air. I remember Emma insisting she be allowed to ring the bell and when they let her she was way too excited. I remember it was a good time, for sure.
tylersegs91:
Nobody really gets it but you dude. You know you can never ever be used to the snow and cold. Fuck the cold I so agree, Dallas is warm and I’m turning into someone who hates to leave the warmth. Everyone says its better when it’s cold, seeing christmas lights and stuff but hell no.
Man, I love Canada but like half the country is basically uninhabitable because its in the damn Artic. Who wants to deal with that? No thanks. I’m the same way so don’t even worry about it, its pretty warm in LA and generally I try to stay in climates like that anymore. I feel like if it wasn’t something I grew up with I’d feel that way but...give 70 degree weather in the middle of December and I’m cool with it.
jbgyllenhls:
You’re a phony Canadian and I’m reporting you to the Canadian police right now. Hope you enjoy jail, you phony. I live in New York and have for a while so the cold doesn’t really bother me too much but it does get really fucking cold here. Always go out in a thousand layers this time of year. Canada produced you and other Ryan so I don’t believe that for a second. You guys are the worst.
Ouch. Harsh words. I’m not sure I deserve the abuse you’re doling out right now, actually. See, thats why I live in LA. It pretty much never gets cold there so no need to layer up like that, the most you need is like a light jacket. Oh yea, the more superior Ryan - him. Well, hes definitely Canadian so theres no need to report him to the authorities.
