Ryan Guijarro

Endless fun. PTMC MS4!

[ryguuy]

Reigning PTMC pool champ here, but you can also call me Ryan! Your skeleton sure looks pretty! ⋆˙⟡

✦ Ryan is Mexican-American, born and raised in Texas!

✦ She attended UT Austin for her undergraduate career and Columbia University for her medical degree!

✦ Ryan is bilingual in English and Spanish!

✦ Her birthdate is 11/14, she is currently 26!

✦ She is a fourth year medical student looking to specialize in orthopedics!

✦ Ryan was born with an extra finger and had it amputated at a young age, sparking her interest in bones!

✦ She is looking to do research on orthopedic abnormalities with an emphasis on South America!

✦ Horror fanatic!

More headcanons to be posted.

Mod is 19! All NSFW content follows a strict closed door policy and to be 18+.

Open to ships and friendships!

[heralim]

im gonna vomit i think i have food poison it was nice knowing you

-ryguy

Girlie baby weren’t you having dinner at Rowan’s?

@ryguuy

[ryguuy]

i had ground beef before as a snack...

[heralim]

…how old was it?

[ryguuy]

i can't remember??????

[heralim]

Oh.

Well. You’re going to have to make yourself do something you’re not going to want to do. But I promise you’ll feel better after.

[ryguuy]

i have to go put eyedrops in my eyes?!

[heralim]

im gonna vomit i think i have food poison it was nice knowing you

-ryguy

Girlie baby weren’t you having dinner at Rowan’s?

@ryguuy

[ryguuy]

i had ground beef before as a snack...

[heralim]

…how old was it?

[ryguuy]

i can't remember??????

[heralim]

im gonna vomit i think i have food poison it was nice knowing you

-ryguy

Girlie baby weren’t you having dinner at Rowan’s?

@ryguuy

[ryguuy]

i had ground beef before as a snack...

[ryguuy]

gagging while cooking ground beef

[ryguuy]

stomach hurting now. maybe did not cook it all the way?

[ryguuy]

gagging while cooking ground beef

[ryguuy]

McDonald’s after my shift??? 👀

YES!!!

[ryguuy]

i have a rumor to spread

[ryguuy]

little miss bone destroyer in training!

[heralim]

Little sis so pretty it hurts.

@bensononthebeat look what you did.

[bensononthebeat]

This is @orthoshark's problem gift now.

[ryguuy]

oh so you think i’m a riot

[bensononthebeat]

Yes.

[ryguuy]

i win! i win!

[ryguuy]

little miss bone destroyer in training!

[heralim]

Little sis so pretty it hurts.

@bensononthebeat look what you did.

[bensononthebeat]

This is @orthoshark's problem gift now.

[ryguuy]

oh so you think i’m a riot

[ryguuy]

little miss bone destroyer in training!

[heralim]

Little sis so pretty it hurts.

@bensononthebeat look what you did.

[ryguuy]

i’ve been promoted to little sis ;) sniffles

[orthoshark]

b-dawwwwwwwwwg! b-dawwwwwwwwwwg! b d a w g

— @ryguuy

Ryan…

[ryguuy]

you didn’t yell at me this time! or are you….

[ryguuy]

little miss bone destroyer in training!

[macrosmatter]

judge my lunch choice:

milk

— @ryguuy

Ryan, please consume more than milk. Your body will thank you.

[ryguuy]

i thought milk was good for your bones????

[ryguuy]

my favorite med student!!!

@siennaoncall

OMFG i’m the favorite?! i feel so honored! i’ve missed you so much, my sienna!

[siennaoncall]

psychiatry is gonna miss you ortho doesn’t know how lucky they are 😔

[ryguuy]

I’M gonna miss psychiatry, i loved spending time with my favorite chica </3 ortho is gonna get sick of me real quick

[siennaoncall]

@orthoshark @benjaminbou @that-res-coral @irisasfdamn @tornsparrow anyone else in Ortho please be nice to my baby Ryan during her rotation 😭😭😭

[benjaminbou]

We'll see how she does on her first shift and I'll tell you if I can be nice.

[ryguuy]

prepare to be impressed by skill and swag, big ben

[benjaminbou]

Just don't call me that in person.

[ryguuy]

or….?

[ryguuy]

apparently ortho is full of HYPOCRITES

[ryguuy]

i made this today on the train. what do you guys think?

compliments only