GONE GIRL (2014) SENTENCE STARTERS
❛ What have we done to each other? ❜
❛ I’m the guy to save you from all this awesomeness. ❜
❛ I think it’s your chin. Yeah, it’s quite villainous. ❜
❛ I have to kiss you now. ❜
❛ Life. I don’t remember the point. ❜
❛ Go home, fuck her brains out, slap her with your penis. “There’s some wood for you, bitch.” ❜
❛ Now, I don’t panic easily…but it’s weird, right? ❜
❛ Should I be concerned? ❜
❛ I love your parents…but they really can be assholes. ❜
❛ I love having strangers pick at my scabs. ❜
❛ You have a world-class vagina. ❜
❛ We are gonna take this very, very seriously. ❜
❛ I feel like I’m on a Law & Order episode. ❜
❛ Should I know my wife’s blood type? ❜
❛ Marriage is hard work, and compromise, and more work. ❜
❛ We’re so cute. I wanna punch us in the face. ❜
❛ Everyone knows “complicated” is code for “bitch.” ❜
❛ It seems like the kind of thing that would happen to [name]. ❜
❛ Just because I don’t like to be around [name] doesn’t mean I don’t care about her. ❜
❛ Anyway, whoever took her is bound to bring her back. ❜
❛ Well, we have our first clue. ❜
❛ You’ve been up all night. You wanna look like you’ve been up all night. ❜
❛ Hey, be careful today, okay? ❜
❛ I’ll balance on the exact fucking edge of your emotional razor. ❜
❛ I knew you never should have moved back here. ❜
❛ We are all worried. We are all scared. ❜
❛ We had to file a restraining order. ❜
❛ I’m hoping you can tell me what this means. ❜
❛ Hello, stranger. Fancy meeting you here. ❜
❛ Are you following me? ❜
❛ Promise me we’ll never be like them. ❜
❛ If it happens, we’ll deal with it. ❜
❛ We have each other. Everything else is background noise. ❜
❛ You don’t trust me. You don’t trust my judgment. ❜
❛ I don’t get why you’re daring me to be someone I don’t wanna be. ❜
❛ You look like hammered shit. ❜
❛ You really don’t like him, do you? ❜
❛ Could you please not share that with anyone? ❜
❛ It’s like you’re the goddamn Homecoming King. ❜
❛ It looked like you were having fun. ❜
❛ My God, this place literally smells like feces. ❜
❛ Hey…have you told me everything? ❜
❛ All I want is to come over here, have a beer with you, and not be judged. Can we do that? ❜
❛ I’m gonna go Benadryl myself to sleep. ❜
❛ I feel like I could disappear. ❜
❛ I called you a hundred times. You gotta pick up your phone! ❜
❛ I needed to see you. I know this is a bad idea. ❜
❛ Can you at least tell me you love me? ❜
❛ Did you, by any chance, tell anybody anything about us? ❜
❛ Did you leave a pair of red panties in my office? ❜
❛ Never say that out loud again. ❜
❛ It’s our last time together. Let’s make the most of it. ❜
❛ Last night, I went from desperate to pathetic. I became someone I don’t even like. ❜
❛ We could have had this fight four hours ago. I’m late. ❜
❛ You’re a fucking coward. ❜
❛ For Valentine’s Day, I thought I’d buy a gun. ❜
❛ I’m being paranoid. Crazy. It’s just… I’d sleep better with a gun. ❜
❛ You fucking idiot. You fucking asshole! You fucking lied to my fucking face! ❜
❛ If anybody finds out, you’re totally fucked. ❜
❛ I was scared for you before, and now, I’m fucking petrified. ❜
❛ But the truth is, you’d have to be a sociopath to behave normally in this situation because it’s the most abnormal situation in the world. ❜
❛ I’m so sick of being picked apart by women. ❜
❛ I have nothing to hide. ❜
❛ You have to fucking talk to me! ❜
❛ Why have you kept this stuff? It’s like a little box of hate. ❜
❛ I love you no matter what. But you need to tell me. ❜
❛ Are you asking me if I killed my wife? ❜
❛ Because sometimes the way he looks at me I think…He may truly kill me. ❜
❛ I am so much happier now that I’m dead. ❜
❛ Let the punishment fit the crime. ❜
❛ You need to bleed. A lot. A lot, a lot. ❜
❛ But, then, we never really existed. ❜
❛ He loved a girl I was pretending to be. ❜
❛ "Cool Girl. “ Men always use that as their defining compliment. ❜
❛ What’s the point of being together if you’re not the happiest? ❜
❛ You think I’d let him destroy me and end up happier than ever? No fucking way. ❜
❛ I need 20 seconds where you don’t judge me, interrupt me or get angry. ❜
❛ You married a complete psychopath. ❜
❛ Part of me was relieved when I thought she was gone. ❜
❛ As long as you don’t own a python and blast death metal at 4 AM, we’re gonna be best friends. ❜
❛ Least you could do is not keep his secrets for him. ❜
❛ I believe you. It’s just the craziest thing I’ve ever heard. ❜
❛ I always wondered why you kept in touch after…everything. ❜
❛ The whole thing just feels hinky. ❜
❛ Whatever they found, I think it’s safe to assume that it’s very bad. ❜
❛ Don’t take it personally. ❜
❛ I thought we were steering clear of men for a while. ❜
❛ I’m not sad. I’m angry. ❜
❛ Why should I die? I’m not the asshole. ❜
❛ That sounds like a very bad idea. ❜
❛ This is a ticking time bomb. You’ve gotta throw yourself on it. ❜
❛ Where is the money, sweetheart? ❜
❛ You’re hiding. I don’t know why, and I don’t really care. ❜
❛ There are a lot of people out there a lot worse than we are. ❜
❛ Every time you look smug or annoyed or tense, I’m gonna hit you with a gummy bear. ❜
❛ Knowing you were out there was the only thing that’s kept me going these past few years. ❜
❛ Why are you so good to me? ❜
❛ Why is she dressed like a babysitter? ❜
❛ Come on, you’re staring at ghosts. ❜
❛ Not that I don’t appreciate Bait Shop Chic. ❜
❛ There are cameras everywhere. ❜
❛ You are more than safe, and I am not letting you get away again. ❜
❛ You’re probably the most hated man in America right now. ❜
❛ Just because I am not a murderer doesn’t make me a good guy. I’m not a good guy. ❜
❛ And if you come back, I promise I will spend every day making it up to you. ❜
❛ They disliked me, they liked me, they hated me. And now they love me. ❜
❛ I gave you the benefit of the doubt over and over. Every time you said something stupid, I thought, "Maybe he’s just stupid.” ❜
❛ I’ve forgotten how to behave. ❜
❛ Fire doesn’t erase blood. ❜
❛ Come home. I dare you. ❜
❛ She slit his throat with a box cutter. ❜
❛ All right, you can stop pretending now. ❜
❛ You do know I was just telling you what you wanted to hear, right? ❜
❛ You know me in your marrow. ❜
❛ Take off your clothes. I need to make sure you’re not wearing a wire. ❜
❛ You killed someone. You’re a murderer. ❜
❛ I’m a fighter. I fought my way back to you. ❜
❛ I’ll make sure that no one forgets the pain you caused me. ❜
❛ When two people love each other and can’t make that work…that’s the real tragedy. ❜
❛ I swear, you two are the most fucked-up people I’ve ever known. ❜
❛ I would never, ever hurt you. ❜
❛ I don’t care. I am leaving you. ❜
❛ I won’t have to teach your child to hate you. He’ll do that all by himself. ❜
❛ The only time you liked yourself was when you were trying to be someone this cunt might like. ❜
❛ I’ve killed for you. Who else can say that? ❜
❛ Yes, I loved you. And then all we did was resent each other, and try to control each other. And cause each other pain. ❜
❛ You’re breaking my heart. ❜
❛ You’re my voice of reason. I need you with me on this. ❜
❛ Of course I’m with you. I was with you before we were even born. ❜
❛ We’ve been through the darkness. We’ve come out, united. ❜