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matthewbomerrpg:

Awwww, my beloved grumpy caveman. I made my special roast for you. Thermo is in the bag. I packed the big one. A liter coffee should be enough. Of course it is my fault, it is also my merit. Naughty. And since you are the only one allowed to play there…how could I not be tight and eager for you? Ouch, alright. I will try to behave for…for how long do I have to?

What would I do without you, seriously... I’d long have died of caffeine withdrawal. God, I missed this. Way too little time for us lately. Well, you won’t be after I’m done with you tonight, my luv, I’ll promise you that... It’s just a few hours of tanning and being lazy until we get home, I think we can get through that. Just think of all the nice things I’ll do to you once we’re home...

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matthewbomerrpg:

That is true. Alright, I will tease the hell out of you on the way home then. Until you are so hot and bothered and ready to fuck me blind we will barely make it through the door. Well hello, I think your lightsaber just poked me. Guess you are right, a little soaking to cool my horny caveman down.

Too early in the morning for light saber jokes. Also, it’s entirely your fault. There. All oiled up and ready for tanning... Oops, slipped a little too deep there. Hmm, tight. Looking forward to later...

#matthewbomerrpg #c:mattb

matthewbomerrpg:

Nope, not asking. I just stated a fact. I like punishing you as well, my love. The way you sound…delicious. And another fact. Thank you very much, those were exactly the parts I meant. Happy with your handiwork?

Not quite yet... But the beach is not the right place to tie you up and suck you down until you come down my throat, screaming... For now, a little soaking.

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matthewbomerrpg:

You love it when I tease you. And we both love it when you punish me…Hm, no, no more than I ever could. That is why we are so good together. Aye, aye, Master Jedi. Please do not forget the parts under my swim trunks…just to be on the safe side.

Hmm, asking to be punished already? We’ve only just arrived... Hmm, you mean those parts? Yeah, those definitely need some oiling up.

#c:mattb #matthewbomerrpg

matthewbomerrpg:

Hey, totally did not see you there at all…caressing me with your eyes.

Well, do your job, my heart! Put your hands all over my body.

Not sure you deserve that, luv, after all that teasing... Then again, when could I ever resist you. Alright then, lay down. We don’t want any vital parts burned.

#matthewbomerrpg #c:mattb

matthewbomerrpg:

The sun is shining, I am half naked and need someone to help me put on sun screen. Have to make sure it gets everywhere, right?

So, any volunteers?

Wait a second... Pretty sure that’s my job.

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spiceystana:

Well next time I’m divorcing a … anyway, I’ll make sure to give you a call. Until then we can maybe pretend to be proactive and train together or .. something. Anyway. Oht here are? So I have to get used to seeing the beast with two backs at every corner? Interesting development in my personal life, I’ll say. What kind? On foot, cycling, e-cars, public transport safe for everyone to use, that kind of thing.

You know me, if there’s a gym around, I won’t be far. Kinda, but hey, there’s always the sex and no sex area, so if you’re not in the mood to watch, there’s plenty of room. I like the inspiration, I gotta admit. Well, that certainly is interesting and it works for continental travel of course. When I hear travel, my thoughts are mostly in a plain off to nowhere. But once I’m there, give me all the bikes and boats and horses to look around.

#spiceystana #c:stanak

spiceystana:

Very honorable, but I’m fine doing my own punching. Though so far, it’s only been punching bags surviving my pummeling. But, uh, let’s not talk about that, yeah? Ew, sex everywhere? Please put up SOME warning signs! And the ALP? Promoting alternative Travel methods, making the planet green and save at the same time.

Oh I know you can, definitely. Sometimes a double punch is so much more effective though... Well, there’s sex areas in basically every public place, but they’re always signposted. What kind of travel methods then?

#spiceystana #c:stanak

spiceystana:

Oh no, the Ewan charme, I nearly forgot. Though maybe it’s exactly what I need. YES, party party, gimme please!

Oh, you know, same old, same old. Shooting here, Alternative Travel project there, divorce thrown in for kicks, as you do. And yoooou? How are you and my handsome flamboyant bff?

Oh, yeah, divorce. Think I heard about that. Crap. If you want me to punch someone, let me know, right? Tell me more about that project though. Me, I’m so ready for a break. Way too much promotion and shooting lately. And eh, you know my hubby and me, this is basically our paradise. Sex everywhere.

#spiceystana #c:stanak

A day late, but till: You are all invited to an inpromptu party for Stana’s birthday. Come by, get drunk, have fun!

what: Stana’s birthday party where: Perfect Wave bar, Costa Corale when: April 27th, 2017

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spiceystana:

What is that supposed to mean? I get you yapping for my birthday and not tequila and super awesome cuddles? Totally devastated McGregor.

Tequila’s next, instant party, as I said.

How have you been, sunshine of my life?

#c:stanak #spiceystana

Wait, what’s that gossip bitch bragging about? I know only one awesome person whose birthday it is today...

What the fuck, Katic? Could have told me you were coming. That calls for an inpromptu party...

#naughtyislandstarter #c:stanak

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