Rylie Allan

There was this boy who; tore my heart in two, I had to lay him 8 feet underground 

[daveh-theman-deactivated2014112]

  Maybe you have a very scary alter ego..

[rylieallan]

Does that mean I need to check myself into the hospital? I mean if there's another ego in there I want it out.

[heyitsjmitch]

  Uh, I don’t know… What did they do? 

[rylieallan]

I'm not to sure... 

[lainee-thomas-blog]

  You’re not that awkward.

[rylieallan]

Oh yay! Thanks!

[lainee-thomas-blog]

  You are, oh my gosh. I find it hard to believe that no one has ever called you adorable.

[rylieallan]

Maybe because I'm super awkward and a dork. but no one literally has ever called me that before.

[daveh-theman-deactivated2014112]

  That’s kinda scary.

[rylieallan]

I'm kinda scared that it happened. Like what.

[laceylove-19]

  Tell me about it! You have to completely start over and it’s just awful trying to make new friends. Especially when you’re socially inept and don’t know how to talk to anyone without scaring them off. Which is like the story of my life.

[rylieallan]

It seriously is terrible. Like I'm already really awkward, and making friends is hard enough as it is. Then moving to a completely new town, its just not cool man.

[lainee-thomas-blog]

  Awh, that’s okay. You’re adorable.

[rylieallan]

You think I'm adorable?! You're the first person to ever say that oh my god. I just squeaked.

[rylieallan]

Woah, what did my eyes just do? 

[laceylove-19]

  Oh man. Well at least you’re here now!

So are you new here as well?

[rylieallan]

Heck yea. Being the newbie sucks.

[lainee-thomas-blog]

  It’s nice to meet you too. Awh, thank you. I like your name too.

[rylieallan]

Thanks! Sorry I'm kind of awkward.

[lainee-thomas-blog]

  I’m Lainee by the way.

[rylieallan]

I'm Rylie. Its nice to meet you!

You have a really pretty name! Oh my god.

[lainee-thomas-blog]

  I’m excited for you!

[rylieallan]

Well thank you very much so.

[daveh-theman-deactivated2014112]

  I’m not a kidder.

[rylieallan]

Thank fuck.

[laceylove-19]

  Yeah, same here. Haha, no but seriously where have you been all my life?

[rylieallan]

I've been hiding in a nutshell. Sorry about that.

[daveh-theman-deactivated2014112]

  There’s plenty to go around.

[rylieallan]

You're not fucking with me right? No one kids about McDonald's.

[laceylove-19]

  That was proof that we were destined to be best friends. 

Are you sure you aren’t my long lost twin or something?

[rylieallan]

Were we separated at birth? I think we were. I'm going to ask my mom if I was adopted.

[daveh-theman-deactivated2014112]

Mcdonalds left right and center, I bet preggo’s gonna love me.

[rylieallan]

I mean if she doesn't want it ill take it!