[slutdge]

gonna try to get some tasks done today

[slutdge]

[1percentcharge]

cause of death: earring was kind of hard to remove

[handweavers]

Me

[drdaanvondutch]

They’re selling fucking stardew grandpa’s bed at ikea

[ostolero]

better call saul has shown me that life doesn't stop at 30 or 40. I got rest of my years to irreparably damage the lives of those around me

[funnytwittertweets]

[cowboydeanwinchester]

everytime he says mon cœur 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[fapper]

HELPPP WHY WOULD THE INTERVIEWER ASK THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE 💀💀💀

[stonerzelda]

reminds me of this bit from a breaking bad interview with jonathan banks lol

[pukicho]

This one is for the minecraft fans. This is what I think would happen if Minecraft Steve saw a round person. He would be so scared he’d try to kill it in fear.

[boyreporter]

[funnytwittertweets]

[transwilsonmd]

[gaypikachu1999]

[despazito]

how i sleep at night knowing i’ll never go cave diving

[thecyndimistuff]

i Could scroll past this horrifically bad take instead of screenshotting it………

[thecyndimistuff]

but i wont. everyone look at this

[gun-flame]

[yeagrave]

bffl<33

[stellarskull]

this truly sucks and i feel so bad for them, but it's hard not to find it objectively funny considering some of the shit jackson bought