[blake-lively-x]

Okay good now that all that is settled can we fuck now?

[rymyrodreynolds]

Woah, woah. Hold on now. I need to make sure you’re not just using me for my body. I’m a person, too and I deserve respect.

Who the hell am I kidding? I don’t care about being respected at all when it comes to sex.

[sweetestfox-deactivated20160816]

[blake-lively-x]

Nothing wrong with that, I mean you are my husband. What something else are you thinking that I want you to do? Because I was just thinking about you kissing and or biting those sweet spots on my neck. 

[rymyrodreynolds]

Oh....right. Yea. Thats what I was thinking too. We’re totally on the same page, don’t worry.

[cobiefromvc-blog]

I’m the fucking devil, I don’t care for virtues.

[rymyrodreynolds]

You make a good point. But the best things come to those who wait..I think thats a thing too.

[blake-lively-x]

Don’t be such an ass, you just want me to say it because it turns you on.

[rymyrodreynolds]

And? Is there anything wrong with that? Also, I want you to say it because I don’t wanna do something else and end up with you pissed off at me. So really, its in your best interest to just tell me.

[cobiefromvc-blog]

Yeah well, may be fair, maybe a little cruel, but I’m not a patient goddess. 

[rymyrodreynolds]

Isn’t patience a virtue or something like that?

[blake-lively-x]

The gown I have to wear for the shoot is rather revealing in the neck and maybe we make them work extra hard on making it look presentable, most likely always an option 

[rymyrodreynolds]

I’m gonna need you to spell this out for me. What exactly am I doing to make you not look presentable? I just wanna make sure we’re on the same page here.

[blake-lively-x]

I suppose with that logic, are you going to try to piss off my entire make up team for my shoot tomorrow?

[rymyrodreynolds]

How would I be pissing off your makeup team exactl- oh. OH. Wait, is that an option here?

[cobiefromvc-blog]

Well it’ll depends how good of a worshipper you are. If you manage to summon me, then you shall get one wish per summoning.

[rymyrodreynolds]

Oh, I’m a good worshiper..you just wait and see. This whole exchange sounds quite fair, actually. You seem like a really down to earth goddess.

[blake-lively-x]

Didn’t we do that this morning?

[rymyrodreynolds]

We can never pray too much, can we?

[cobiefromvc-blog]

I don’t believe in reciprocity. I’m Lucifer. Shut up or use your mouth wisely, boy.

[rymyrodreynolds]

Oh..Oh..hold on. I kind of like this, actually. I’m ok with it. However, sooner or later with all this generous worshiping happening I’ll have to get something out of it. Whats the point in..praying if my prayers aren’t answered?

[cobiefromvc-blog]

Also generous worshippers. I’m the Goddess here, I call the shots.

[rymyrodreynolds]

So you expect me to do favors for you while you have no intention of returning such favors simply because you’re a goddess? If you ask me this should be a two way street.

[cobiefromvc-blog]

The best worships of your lives aren’t the easy ones. No pain no gain.

[rymyrodreynolds]

You appreciate stamina in a good worshiping, I get that, I can respect it.

[cobiefromvc-blog]

Obviously you need to work on your worshipping, it didn’t get me there.

[rymyrodreynolds]

I have a feeling getting you there is a hard job.

[cobiefromvc-blog]

What can I say, you haven’t worshiped hard enough obviously.

[rymyrodreynolds]

Oh please. I worship real hard. And deep. You just don’t know what you’re talking about Lucifier.

[blake-lively-x]

She knows you’re cooler than I am. Well….I might have made the bedroom look kind of romantic tonight

[rymyrodreynolds]

I don’t think she does, not yet anyway and not completely. Romantic how? For me it’d be romantic if you got down on your knees and...uh...prayed.

[blake-lively-x]

Babe, she just spends more time with me don’t take it personally. As for the first part of that sentence I was hoping you might say that.

[rymyrodreynolds]

Its fine, one day she’ll learn I’m the cooler one. Oh? Whys that?