This Blog Is Ded

[potatopato]

❗️❗️❗️

[montereybayaquarium]

It’s a baby bat ray brunch! Using plate-like teeth to grind and chew their sustainable seafood, these youngsters will grow quickly into their role as majestic sea flap flaps.

[joethejohnston]

OK Baby bat ray eating salmon is my new favorite thing.

[amethyst42]

Mini majestic flapflap do a monch.

[puppysoup]

LOOK! AT! HIS! FEETS!!!

[stunningpicture]

Long exposure of a plane taking off

[senuassacrifice]

nah son thats rainbow road

[humorgracioso]

[shinhito]

So fucking cute.

[64bitwar]

the bear just agrees to start jumping with him like “alright yeah let’s do that”

[diekingdomcome]

Animals are awesome

[buzzfeed]

Sometimes it’s good to talk to strangers.

[afairfight]

“… Sorry for saying BJ at the Oxfam Gala.” – Mae Martin on biphobia

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[bunnyfood]

PEEKABOO!

[mybigfatgaylife]

This added three years to my life.

[rechbetch-deactivated20220314]

In your 20s, you’re a snack.

In your 30s, you’re a bombshell.

In your 40s, you’re a vixen.

In your 50s+, you’re THAT bitch.

Don’t let gross men and the media make you believe beauty ends in your early twenties.

[stjepan-sejic]

more of this randomness

[thatsthat24]

It Knows the Power It Wields 🖨

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“Loving you was like going to war; I never came back the same.”

— Warsan Shire

[fisch-sticks]

The Haunting of Hill House summarized in one meme

[xxziggystardust]

[dnotive]

HEY. HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG.

WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU.

I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

[silence-and-grandeur]

them: the first step toward fixing a problem is knowing you have it

me, continuing to be completely dysfunctional despite my astoundingly high level of self-awareness: okay fucker what’s the next step

[yourplayersaidwhat]

They Know What They Like

I am the DM, and our ranger has gotten into a duel with an elf in a gladiatorial arena. Both him and the elf are rolling low, making the duel rather awkward and slow, and I have also been rolling for crowd reaction to each attack. This has also been low. Also, the elf has gotten mad, and has abandoned any sense of strategy. 

Ranger: I try to attack him. *Rolls low*

Me: You miss. *Rolls low for crowd reaction* The crowd is not impressed. In retaliation, the elf tries to knee you in the groin with his spiked knee armor. *Rolls a 14* He hits you. Your groin is injured for the rest of the duel, and you take [number] damage. How does the crowd react?

*Rolls a 16*

Crowd: *Goes wild*

[imagineagreatadventure]

I just thought this set of tweets was really important.

[think-feel-it-blog]