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Ry • They/them • 26

[capacity2]

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

[capacity2]

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

[capacity2]

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

[capacity2]

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

[capacity2]

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

[machinot]

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

[polari]

[addressing the children of the future when i am an aged dame] there used to be a website — a little library accessed through a sort of window — with a large and impressive collection of english-language sequential art. you could read many stories that would otherwise be expensive to access. and the companies — they still held tremendous power at this point in history — resented us for our riches, and we were left bereft of our library. but there was a time...when you could read comic online

[hateusandseeifwemind]

And if a ten ton truck

FUCKS the both of us

[cerastes]

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

[pjackk]

Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy

[sloppystyle]

[pjackk]

Dude i want the skoodydoo🐕 giant sandwich🥪

[quebecbyween89-deactivated20240]

*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*

*Phone rings, i go to answer it*

Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*

Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back

[sottaceti-deactivated20260328]

fuck its Already like 100 am

[pjackk]

pjackk im so malnourished and sick and feeble what should i do to help myself

Sorry i dont have enough to share with anybody all mine bitch

[pjackk]

I will keep U in the loop if there are any seeds left from the apple or any spittle from my cold iron maw

[phnxteam]

does anybody even work in this office?

[phnxteam]

karedevil bonus for those who enjoy it

[phnxteam]

office christmas party🎄💫