i told you peter. you can't handle tv dick

●♡● horny on alt (nsfw sideblog) ●♡● age 20 ●♡● i use reblogs in place of likes ●♡●

[steaksex]

Hope you can hear the audio alright, god. Atill standing here as i post this. My washing machine isnt even working. I gotta wash these boxers by hand

[sex-typo]

more tenna

[armpits-are-crying]

the ceo growled? little puppy wants pets i suppose

[armpits-are-crying]

the ceo growled? little puppy wants pets i suppose

[chaosnites]

i want kylie so bad its unreal. didnt have any feelings about her at all and now its like oh my gosh theres a robot girl

she's my ex too, (/silly) trust me i know how it is <3

She's so nice! And she loves helping out, who wouldn't love her?

i have some REALLY old like seriously old like from 2020 pinup porn of her because she wanted to be included when i was drawing some other stuff.

[rythrogon]

okay, so, regarding trying to coin a philia term for enjoying guilt a bit too much. uuhhh. idk. im not sure, i mightve gotten some definitions wrong, BUT its likely between typsiphilia and enochiphilia. the former has NEVER been used, it seems, and the latter has been used ONCE EVER, solely in a 4chan thread about.. fucking angels, i think? wait- ok. yeah theyre claiming enochiphilia is to refer to a fetish for angels. hmm. idkk. does that mean i should let that one random 4channer out there have it, and go for the first one, or...?

...man, i am really wasting my time coining a fetish term, huh? eh. whatever. i just really like trying to coin new terms,,,, its literally fucking funnn,,,,,,,

[rythrogon]

it's so great that i'm so short and have a case of babyface cuz i can imagine much larger taller men craving me so badly and feeling like disgusting perverts for it lalala <3 and it doesn't even need to be a massive age difference for it to have a similar effect yay <3

[rythrogon]

me when SFW c4mph0ne shipping: well actually i do believe that shipping the two, or even just headcanoning c4mmy as having a crush on m3ph0nr, greatly diminishes their strange religious obsession. the idea of a character obsessing violently over their creator, even though said creator has left long ago for the better of the creations' community, and treating him as if he is god and jesus himself, is such a unique and captivating dynamic, and delightfully uncomfortable to witness. claiming that it's not obsession or worship or even psychosis, but rather just romantic obsession, will never be anything other than watering it down. you are stripping the dynamic of its intrigue, and for what? maintaining amatonormativity? i suppose i cant stop you from shipping what you want, but i cant say im not disappointed in you all.

me when NSFW c4mph0ne shipping: HOLYFUCK HOLYFUCK YESYESYESYES RELIGIOUS GUILT PORN LETSSS FUCKINNGGG GOOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥 JORK THAT THANG LIL NONBINARY CAMERA FREAK WOOOOOO

[rythrogon]

actually crazy that guilt fetish does not exist yet. well. i can find very few posts here on tumbles and over on bsky but that's about it. it doesn't even have one of those "-philia" mames because nobody else is sexualizing it apparently??? chat should we change this. should *i* be the one to make this change. to become the CEO of sexualizing guilt. actually i don't even know if i have a kink for it or not tbh i just want to experiment. which i can't easily do because. well. Nothing online 4it

[omo-robin]

list of omo things i like part 2 (most of these are dialogue related lol)

• when a character says “ahhhh… i needed this so badly” as they pee

• when character a has been desperate for a long time and character b knows it so when a finishes peeing b says “are you feeling better now?”

• when a character says “i really, really have to pee” (there’s something about the double really, i just love it)

• when a character is stuck in an elevator while they have to pee (or just any room they can’t get out of)

• when characters say “i’ve never had to pee this bad in my entire life” (it’s my favorite desperation line)

• the “they had to go now.” line

• character a is desperate to pee but character b doesn’t believe them due to lack of trust. they feel bad for not believing character a when they wet themself

• character a is desperate to pee and character b knows it and they finally find an opportunity to go to the bathroom and character b says “see? everything’s going to be okay”

• character a warns character b that they’re gonna wet themselves by saying “i can’t hold it anymore, i’m sorry” and character b says “just try to hold on a little bit longer” and a says “no, i mean i really can’t hold it, it’s coming out now.” and immediately wets themself

• when a character gets home absolutely bursting and they’re having trouble putting the key in the hole of the doorknob

• similar to the one above, when a character has trouble getting their pants undone when they’re bursting

[despazito]

[goodragoop]

Yeag

[pawberri]

Work attire

[plasticparty]

wagabagabobo

collab w/ my bf

[blackboltlonewolf]

“Padded Butt Armor”

featuring @androjuniarto‘s maid robot

[unit01kisser]

yes! ha ha ha! yes!!

[fonfet]

Finding n$fw art of your favorite robot/tech character where they are drawn with their canon body instead of a exaggerated human one 🌹❤️‍🩹🌹❤️‍🩹