The Waynes are asked who they think Batman is. What do they say
Vicky Vale: Who do you think is the Batman?
Dick: Superman doing a bit.
Jason: A coward.
Tim: He escaped from Area 51.
Damian: A being beyond our mortal comprehension.
Duke: A bat who was bitten by a radioactive man.
Cullen: Your mom lol.
Stephanie: Slice into him, he's cake.
Cassandra, whispering: You see him too??
Barbara: I think you already know.
Harper: In my experience, only a billionaire would jump from a skyscraper in a fursuit.
Carrie: Santa——he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good.
Kate: You still believe in Batman? What are you, six?
Alfred: I haven't the faintest clue *wink wink*
Selina: Who's Batman?
Bruce, completely deadpan: Me.















