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pyrlspite

open rp

“hmm. I have never been to an olive garden before.”

cybercrimer

unlimited super salad.

pyrlspite

hmm.

unlimited super salad.

tardigradetheking

god evening sir my name is benny ill be your wai*

Optimus? I thought you were dead.

pyrlspite

benny?

…

you have to let me go, benny.

the crash was 4 years ago.

it wasn’t your fault.

jo3mm

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

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archcracker

twinklestarsprites

i feel like this would be a really good / agreeable pic if not for the bottom left

twinklestarsprites

draconic-cuddles

Zombieland (2009)

Zombieland: The Series (Pilot) (2013)

Zombie Land Saga (2018)

Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)

this franchise took a weird turn

muppethole-deactivated20240312

me writing dialogue: “what is man but a vessel through which a higher entity may see? what is his purpose? must he find a purpose? we are but stardust; the universe comprehending itself.”

me writing action: they ran real fast from the bad men aand legs hurty

incandescent-creativity

me writing action: Her legs pounded against the earth, the familiar jolt grounding her like nothing else could. Magic, gods, royalty—she didn’t know anything about that. But running? That’s something she’d been doing since day one.

me writing dialogue: “I dunno man whatchu wanna do” “I dunno. What do you think?” “Hey man I don’t know”

bidootdoot-deactivated20190601

me writing action: room go boom

me writing dialogue: noppity nope, that ain’t dope

witchesvscapitalism

The holy trinity of writing

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malusamicus-deactivated20230319

emergencypunter

[navy seals spetsnaz copypasta intensifies]

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emergencypunter

spurdonaz

loloftheday

Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.

itskyatto

justintaco

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nomadnoah

absolutely nobody:

Russia: makes another fucking T-72 variant

captain-price-official

looks fine to me

magiashley

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thebeanestbad

hey op? What the fuck. Like this isn’t even some random thing either this is what you hear when you’ve been driving for too long along a dark Nevada road and your headlights turn off. This is what you hear in the back of your head when you wake up in the desert with no memory of the previous night. What the fuck.