the☓DINOSAUR

❝ your resident asshole pet store employee, here to sell you bird seed & kibble❞ {indie, semi-selective roleplay blog for Dinosaur Ryuzaki / Rex Raptor from YGO.}

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His laughter died down to more of an amused snort, “Alright, alright - I’m sorry. But, it was just so funny. Were you really being serious? What did you think was going to happen? This isn’t Jurassic Park, you know.” As much as Ryuzaki believed it was.

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          ⋮ "Wow -- geez, thanks fer pointin' it... again." Just let him live, dammit. "Does it even matter if I was'r not? You gotta admit it'd be pretty cool."  Honestly, the idea of having pockets filled with tiny dinosaurs was just so entertaining, and real appealing. They would be so much more interesting than the countless plastic ones he had scattered around on his shelves

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“Sure,” Haga nodded with a grin. He was always up for hanging out with his dino-obsessed friend. “What’d you have in mind?”

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          ⋮ The brunet shrugged, Haga was still smiling.. "I'unno, don' look at me. I could go fer breakfast, but I'm flat broke.. so it'd have to be your treat." Shouldn't be a problem since Haga was already giving his money away, not that the kid was particularly hard up for cash in the first place. He could probably spare a couple hundred more yen for a cup of coffee and some street food.

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The mint-haired teen laughed openly, usually he would humor his friend but this time… it was taking things too far. “Sounds like the plot to the second spy kids movie, are you sure you were even reading?” What did Ryuzaki want? Tiny pet dinosaurs? How was he going to do that if he didn’t even ’read’ how the guy did it? How did he expect Espa to help him out? “Look, I’m got some plasticine in the toy box, you can use that and go nuts if you want. Otherwise I don’t think you’ve got the uh– equiptment to make real life tiny dinosaurs.” Seriously, though? What was he thinking?

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          ⋮ Why the fuck was he laughing so much? It was a PERFECTLY reasonable idea. Espa was normally so agreeable, too. "No! I swear! I read it in a book--" Which he had conveniently forgotten the name of, which was just typical. The brunet folded his arm with an agrivated huff. Great, just fucking great "Quit yer laughin', sorry I asked okay? I jus' thought it'd be kinda neat, y'know?"

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“I wasn’t doubting you or anything, don’t panic.” The corner of his mouth tugged upwards, forming an entertained smirk of sorts. The brunet sure did get riled up easily, it was always fun to see how quickly he could get him to raise his voice. (spoiler: it wasn’t long) “I’ll hear you out, but it better be something good. There’s some things I need to do today and I can’t really afford to waste time.”

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          ⋮ "Eugh, when're you not busy, yer like a full-time single mom." God fucking dammit Espa, spend some time with your friends for once. Why does your entire life revolve around something other than Ryuzaki's happiness? So selfish! "Okay, since I got yer undivided attention--" There was a pause as he pulled a folded piece of paper from the back pocket of his pants. He mananged to smooth it out enough to make the chicken scratch he called handwriting legible enough to read. "So anyways, I was readin', yeah? 'Nd there's this bit where the main dude does a bunch of weird science shit -- I kinda just skimmed over that bit -- and suddenly there's a bunch of really tiny l'il dinosaurs...Eeh? Eeehh?"

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"Okay,so, hear me out but I wanna try this thing I read in a book.”

“I could be wrong, but… I didn’t think you were the biggest reader.”

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          ⋮ "Now listen here, I am too a big read." Mostly lies. Sure, it wasn't often and the books rarely had actual paragraphs, but he had been known to read the occasional novel but the internet was down. "Now're you gonna hear me out or are ya sit there 'nd question my abilities?"

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I think it's time for me to sleep? Or pretend to sleep? I'll be back tomorrow! Kinda crossing my fingers that I don't forgot again.. for four months. G'night pals.

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“Eh?” Haga blinked, “Iie, I just don’t want you to be stranded out in the city. I’m not so cruel, Ryuu-kun…”

He handed the other the bills of yen, and chuckled, “Don’t be so nervous, moth-san won’t harm you!”

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       ⋮ “But there’s always a catch... Free money? That was too good to be true, it was sure to bite him in the ass further down the line. That was just his luck. "Y'sure? Er- I mean, I was only gonna head home 'cause there ain't nothin' t'do here on yer own.. but since yer here, you wanna do somethin'?"

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“Soudesuka? I’m sorry to hear that,” said Haga. He ignored his friend’s comment about the insect that was currently hitching a ride.

The boy tilted his head, “Are you short on cash again for the bus, Ryuu-kun?” He dug into his pocket, pulling out a few dollars of yen. “Ah - here.”

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        ⋮ “It’s no big deal, I guess.” He tried not to stare at the moth, but it was making him nervous. If it decided that it was going to fly away then Ryuzaki couldn’t guarantee he wouldn’t yelp like a small child. Honestly, they flew so weird. The brunet watched as Haga presented him with money, “Yer givin’ me money? Is there a catch? ‘Cause yer never in this good of a mood, ‘nd there’s usually a catch...” 

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“ it’s all in the stars ”

mun // bio // credit

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“Good morning, Ryuzaki-kun!” Haga greeted, surprised to see his friend out and about this early. A fuzzy moth was hanging out in the smaller boy’s hair. “Sou, sou, you’re normally at work today, ne?”

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         ⋮ Oh. As thought this early couldn’t get any worse. Who told Haga he was allowed to be so peppy before Ryuzaki had had his first gallon of coffee? “Er-- mornin’, work kinda blew me off again and forgot t’ tell me. So here I am.” Standing alone, regretting his very existence, mooching around the bus stop for pennies from complete strangers.. “You got a bug in yer hair again.”

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          ⋮ When your boss gives you the day off but doesn't tell you and now you're awake, and in the middle of the city with nothing to do because 'Oh, hey sorry, my phone died' was the best excuse they could come up with! Someone should probably do him a massive solid and lend him money for the bus because his broke ass ain't about to walk all the way home.                     " ... " At least the weather was nice.

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      OOPS. Accidental AWOL. Hey, how’s it going…

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I'd apologise for not being active but... I'm never active, so lmao. I do still check my dashboard pretty often but I'm just not in a good enough place to write anything, which is sucky.

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"Is it too early fer eatin' Halloween candy?" The answer is probably not, especially since you've been eating it since September. Time to carve another pumpkin to look like a Red Eyes.

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羽蛾さんがりんごを食べるだけ | 望月 [pixiv] 

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“Oh no you’re not!” Haga exclaimed, smartly bopping the other on the head. “Just for that, I’m gonna dress up as ALL THE BUGS! ALL OF ‘EM!”

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"All of 'em? Yer gonna look ridiculous..." As if Ryuzaki would waste an opportunity to dress as something cool, a dragon could squash a bug even better than an exterminator anyways. Or maybe a werewolf...hm.