Fever.

You can call me Natasha. All nicknames must be approved by me. You will regret not heeding this message.

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[clint-mf-barton]

ever lived in iowa?

[clint-mf-barton]

limp noodle

[clint-mf-barton]

bean water

[sirdef-deactivated20160624]

“I’m one of 28 young ballerinas with the Bolshoi/I’m one of 28 Black Widow agents with the Red Room— The training is hard/The training is hard— But the glory of Soviet culture/But the glory of Soviet supremacy— And the warmth of my parents/And the warmth of my parents— Makes up for/Makes up for…”

[clint-mf-barton]

i try to pop popcorn with the arc reactor ONE TIME

[ryzhiy]

That was sort of a lie. Everyone was too scared of you to actually laugh. But I knew.

[thekindofchillysoldier]

Good to know I could scare a bunch of child assassins.

[ryzhiy]

You say that like we weren't effective.

[ryzhiy]

That was sort of a lie. Everyone was too scared of you to actually laugh. But I knew.

[ryzhiy]

Эй, не высмеивать моего имени. Это сделает стив крик.

Вы по-прежнему был акцент в течение нескольких лет. Мы смеялись так.

[ryzhiy]

Да, вы правы. Изменилась в лучшую сторону.

Вы правы. Баки является отчетливо американский имя. мы бы смеялись.

[ryzhiy]

Я, как Наталья.

И мне нравится Джеймс.

Мы по-другому сейчас, хотя.

[ryzhiy]

Why did you change your name to Natasha?

I needed a new name.

[ryzhiy]

I am Groot. :)

Oh. I'm Natasha.

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Après Moi by Regina Spektor

Be afraid of the lame 

They’ll inherit your legs 

Be afraid of the old 

They’ll inherit your souls 

Be afraid of the cold 

They’ll inherit your blood 

Apres moi, le deluge 

After me comes the flood

[thekindofchillysoldier]

Russian sports that I can remember:

Knife ping pong

Russian roulette with 5 bullets

falling out of trains

Who Can Kill The Target First

#Murderstrut power walking

Frisbee

[ryzhiy]

Steve would be good at Russian Frisbee.

[anormaux]

[clint-mf-barton]

He laughed to himself. He would never be able to keep up with her in ballet. “No, tutus look really bad on me. Besides, I think it’s you who can’t dance with me.” He started heading towards wherever they were going. “But yeah we’re going dancing.” What is he doing? What am I doing? Help.

[ryzhiy]

"I bet tutus look great on you." Nat challenges before emitting an "Ooooh?" At Clint's try. She followed close to his side and nods.