the internet is bad

[adrianadamian]

[caslovesdeanandbees-deactivated]

we were in the car and my dad was all like “if all the other kids jumped off a bridge would you” and I was like “yeah cause there’d be a huge pile of bodies to land on” and he starting choking and almost swerved off the road

[internetexplorers-deactivated20]

yo man u don’t wanna mess with me I know a swear word

[cosmiclovetsunami]

are you fucking kidding

[dethpsun]

[vespertlne]

[carolingflack-deactivated201403]

my right hand fits my left hand like it’s made just for me

[inspiring-pictures]

[cryyp-tonite]

“faking a smile a day will keep the questions away”

[catswithbenefits-deactivated201]

time flies when you’re throwing watches

[s-ghs]

person: do u want to hang out

me: i have to ask my mom

me: *doesn't ask her*

me: she said no

[endangerment-deactivated2014111]

i’m not even going to watch the grammy’s because all the east coasters ruined it for me

[zackisontumblr]

[asukaas]

it’s ridiculous how so much of your future depends on how successful you are as a teenager

[distinctmemory]

[gangbangs-deactivated20130306]

i cnat bREA THGE

[qrsive]

why isn’t there a STRAIGHT pride parade?? why isn’t there WHITE history month? why isn’t there an international MEN’S day!? why isn’t there a hospital for WELL people?? why isn’t there a soup kitchen for RICH people??!?

[fuckitfireeverything]

#WHY ARE THERE NO CEMETERIES FOR ALIVE PEOPLE

[cornchipz-revival]

i didn’t think this could be improved but that one takes the cake

[thatsqualitystuff]

on halloween this guy dressed up as aladdin and glued a carpet to his skaboard and made his way through the halls like this

[globalsoftpirka-deactivated2021]

I CAN SHOW YOU THE HAAAAAAAALL

[foryouistellify]

SHINING SHIMMERING FLOORTILES

[globalsoftpirka-deactivated2021]

TELL ME STUDENTS

WHEN DID YOU LAST

LET YOUR HEARTS DECIDE

[foryouistellify]

I CAN OPEN YOUR BOOKS

TAKE YOU CHAPTER BY CHAPTER

[globalsoftpirka-deactivated2021]

IN, BETWEEN CLASS AND AFTER

ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE

[foryouistellify]

A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL

A NEW FANTASTIC PLACE OF SCHOOL

[globalsoftpirka-deactivated2021]

TEACHERS WILL TELL US NO

AND WHERE TO GO

AND SAY WE’RE BEING SILLY

A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAALL

[virenisgreen]

all of you

are 

awesome