"I'll Soothe Them To Sleep With My Song"

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

Why my grandpa won’t read Stephen King

So my grandpa and Stephen King went to college together and even stayed in the same dorm building. My grandpa was in ROTC and he was the dorm’s RA(this was the University of Maine btw in Orono). Stephen King HATED the military so he’d always try to start shit with my grandpa and just yell at him and stuff. When I asked my grandpa why he didn’t read any of his books he said, “because he pissed me off so much in college.”

[s0ftii]

~Soothe them with colors~

[bigbill-denbrough]

I have a headcanon now that Richie always goes for Stan to give him a high five, even if he never gives him one, because he tried a couple times, and Stan always rejected him, so now it’s his mission in life to GET A HIGH FIVE FROM STANLEY URIS.

And when Richie was the only one who came to his Bar Mitzvah, Stanley did give him a high five.

But there were no witnesses, so Richie is still trying to get the other losers to believe him. Stan refuses to comment on the matter, but gives Richie a small smile when he brings it up, or winks if he knows no one is looking.

Now Richie is trying to get a public high five, and hoping that Stan will do it by just forgetting once and slipping up. Stan never does.

[steve-harringtwin]

Y E S

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

Tickle my pickle is the vegan version of beat my meat

[its-complicated-isnt-it]

Loser’s High school HC

Mike:

Is involved in so many fucking sports it’s insane.

Is on the basketball, baseball, and football teams, plus he dabbles in lacrosse

Is in about ten different clubs including the environmental club, animal rights activists, the culture club, cooking club, and the sports club.

Has also won class rep every year he’s been in high school because he’s so fucking popular

Works at an animal shelter

All the teachers love him

All the students love him

Still manages to be an awesome friend to the entire loser’s club

Gives lots of activism speeches

Will take in your pets

Does a lot of babysitting

Can recite literally the entire town’s history

Will name random historical facts out of nowhere

Is the librarian’s favorite person in the world

Can tell you where any book in the library is

Volunteers for wayyy too many things, including the library

Somehow always finds time to hang out with the Losers

Has taught all of the Loser’s how to cook with varying degrees of success (because of Richie)

Beverly:

Is president of the women’s club and equal rights club

Is confident and proud of being a “Loser”, even though technically she’s so well liked that no body calls her that anymore

Strong and independently awesome

Has a column in the school paper for fashion advice

Will fucking destroy someone who bullies someone else (as the three idiots, who thought picking a fight with Eddie right in front of her was a good idea, soon found out)

Does the costume designs for every school play and is absolutely amazing at it

Works at a pizza parlor that all the Loser’s hang out at

Kicks Richie out of the pizza parlor at least once a week

Will totally talk to you about anything

Will never judge you

Started dating Ben in sophomore year after Bill and her decided they were better off as friends

Ben:

Totally loves Beverly and treats her like a queen

Slimmed down a bit, but still acts the same

Is the president of both the poetry club and the pottery club- the latter he singed up on accident for (thinking it was the poetry club at first glance).

Ben is so kind and nice that even though he can’t do pottery for shit he always helps everyone else in the club, so they all unanimously decided he should be the president

His mother is an absolute sweet heart that treats the Loser’s like her babies

Always gets conned into giving Richie money that he knows he’ll never get back

Coined the term “Once a Loser, Always a Lover”

Will stay up all night helping others do homework

Will bring cakes for literally every event

Is somehow the world’s best speller

Will edit English essays for free

Knows the lyrics to literally every pop song

Is in choir

Eddie:

Is still a germaphobe

Is the biology/health teacher’s favorite student and can often be found giving the younger kids tutorials

Swears he was conned into dating Richie and the only reason they haven’t broken up is because of the discount he gets at the ice cream place Richie works at (even though all of the Losers have walked in on them making out happily)

Always has the word Lo(s)ver written on his arm because Richie can’t resist

Is still bullied a bit but gives exactly zero shits because, dammit, he faced everyone’s worse fucking nightmare- a stupid bully is nothing

Will cry at sad movies

Has a small section in the paper called “Eddie’s Health Tip of the Day”

Somehow became the lunch ladies best friend, debatably because he always keeps the Loser’s table clean

Is secretly (not secretly at all) in love with Richie Tozier

Richie:

It goes without saying that he’s the class clown

Has orchestrated the last three senior class pranks even though he wasn’t a senior

Will fight anyone who even looks at Eddie the wrong way

Life’s goal is to make his rude math teacher’s life a living hell

Calls anyone who pulls off a good prank his rival

Swears that he will pay Ben back and also didn’t con Eddie into dating him

Works at an ice cream parlor

Will do literally /any/ dare

Is at every single party, no matter what

Will DJ your party, even if you don’t ask for it

Once managed to play in an entire game of football without that coach realizing he wasn’t on the team

MC’s both the school announcements and the football games

Sometimes shows up to Stan’s clubs just to make fun of him

Is really fucking lucky that Stan hasn’t beat him up yet

Is really fucking lucky that /no one/ has beat him up yet

Stan:

Is president of the Bird Watchers club and vice of the Chess club

Is involved in the Jewish club, even though he’s not very religious

Is treasurer of Student Council

Is not amused by Richie’s “Jews are good with money!” jokes

Has been in love with Bill Fucking Denbrough since eighth grade

Will threaten to slap Richie at least once a day

Is also involved with the environmental club

Will do all of your math homework if you ask nicely enough

Usually buys all of the stuff for the Loser’s

Is pretty much the closest thing the Loser’s have to both a conscience and a moral compass

Will give the absolute dirtiest looks to people who are mean

Can silence anyone with a look

Is relatively quiet in class, but when he does answer a question it usually leaves the class speechless

Has a column in the school newspaper simply titled Ask Stan where he gives people logical advice about life (it’s surprisingly popular)

Bill:

Is popular but unlike Mike, no one can figure out why; some people say it’s because he plays basketball, some say it’s because he grew up to be rather handsome and very kind, and some say it’s because he goes to a support group for people who have lost loved ones and he befriended one of the most popular girls at school who lost her father

But others would swear on their mother’s graves that it’s because one time during lunch Bill slipped on a strawberry, tried to catch himself on a table, and ended up accidently doing a flip over it in front of the whole school to the applause of everyone when he landed it

Can often be caught daydreaming about Stanley Uris in history class

Has drawn portraits of every Loser that have won prizes (although he’s drawn more of Stan than everyone else)

Is so fucking oblivious to his own feelings that the Loser’s (besides Stan, for obvious reasons) had to give him an intervention after his history grades started slipping

Heads and writes for the school newspaper and always slips in little poems Ben writes plus short stories he writes plus everything else the Loser’s want in it

[edsgazebos]

When you have a really big yawn and can’t help it

[s0ftii]

Everyone is complaining about the "it was real enough for Georgie" scene and yeah it's sad and all but what got me was when pennywise changed his face to look like Beverly's dad saying "you're still my little girl." Like that made me cry tbh

[littledeludeddupes]

imagine being 11 years old and having access to infinite memes about how your dad sucks and is going to hell that other people just make for you. thats the world barron trump lives in. if his dad tells him he cant stay up watching naruto he can go online and find a pic of him edited so hes getting murdered by clowns

[kelfeflefle]

As Seasons Pass

Pairings: Richie x Eddie

Warnings: cussing, asthma attack

Characters: Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Bill Denbrough, Stan Uris

Word Count: 1105

Part ¼

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Fall

The leaves faded and shriveled, most of them breaking away from the trees and floating gently to the stiff, lifeless grass.The days became shorter, sun drifting away quicker than it’s set pace to allow the moon to take it’s place. The breeze cooled, pricking needling pain to any bare skin it might come into contact with. As if overnight, shirts grew into sweaters and shorts into pants. Frostbit hands wrapped around warm mugs of cocoa and bright pink cheeks occupied the small town of Derry.

“Autumn is the second sickliest season of the year!” spoke Eddie Kaspbrak as his friends practically dragged him from his house. “I could get a cold, or the flu, or even pneumonia!”

The small boy was dressed- bundled, more like, in at least 3 layers of clothes. His arrangement of three pairs of the coziest sweatpants he could find along with a tee-shirt, oversized hoodie, and a thick winter coat was completed with a bright blue scarf and two pairs of gloves.

“You nuh-nuh-know it’s not s-snowing, right E-Eddie?” Billy Denbrough’s words stumbled out clumsier than usual, the cold seeming to worsen his stutter. “It’s only N-N-November.”

“Oh my god,” Eddie continued, exasperated, fighting against the hands holding him, “I could get hypothermia!”

“Calm down, there, Eddie Spaghetti! Asthma is gonna get ya’ before the cold can!” Richie Tozier spoke animatedly, his eyes widening behind his coke bottle spectacles.

“Don’t call me that, I hate that.” Eddie wheezed, swatting his pillowed hands at Richie.

“You love it, Eds.”

“Don’t call me that either, I hate that even more.”

Richie cooed, pinching Eddie’s tinted cheeks.

Their bickering continued well into the evening, Stan Uris and Bill Denbrough exchanged knowing glances at every mindless insult. The crisp air rolled in swiftly as the sun began to sink down, not that the boys noticed. Despite the drop in temperature, they were sweating under their sleeves and wool socks.

“Oh, fuck me!” Stan cried out in irritation as Eddie’s gloved smacked against his right shoulder along with the proud statement of “you’re it!”

Even from roughly six yards away, Tozier’s face immediately cracked into a shit-eating grin, “If you insist, Stan the man.”

“I’m going to get you, trashmouth!”

Richie’s feet gathered under him, taking off with no further thought. The boys ran blindly through the mass of leaves. The once lively, now stale, bracts crumpled under their sneakers- the obnoxious, repetitive sound masked by laughter. Running on cloaked ground, Richie learned, was both unpredictable and merciless.

The glasses clad boy went tumbling, his hands bracing the fall so his face wouldn’t have to. Stan Uris took this as an opportunity to gain speed, gaining on Tozier quickly.

“Rich!” Eddie stood above him, breathless from exercise and sparkling with sweat, he stuck a hand out, “Grab my hand!”

Richie’s heart swelled uncomfortably in his chest. He had no time to question the feeling as Eddie latched onto him and tugged him onto his feet. Beyond him, Stan jutted a hand out, missing by just inches.

“R-Run, t-trashmouth!” Bill called out in encouragement, pure adrenaline coursing through his veins as he went off in the opposite direction to stay clear of Stan’s war path.

“You got it, Big Bill!”

Eddie’s legs jerked a sharp right turn, yanking Richie along with him. His labored breathing was substantially worse now, the cool air stinging his lungs with every intake of breath.

“You alright, wheezy?” asked Richie, struggling to focus on anything other than Eddie’s fingers, which were still laced with his. “Do you need to take a break?”

Eddie slowed to a stop, releasing Richie’s hand to hunch over and rest his hands on his knees. He gave his pants pockets a pat, then his jacket pockets.

“I lost my aspirator.” He choked, collapsing to the ground, “I think I dropped it.”

Stan had stopped a couple steps behind them, watching the scene unfold with a soft heart. Richie sunk to the ground with Eddie, holding the smaller boy’s face and forcing them to maintain eye contact.

“My backpack!” Richie shouted, “Stan, my backpack!”

Stan nodded rapidly, looking at where Richie’s backpack lay next to a heap of bicycles. Bill Denbrough met Uris halfway, forcing the pack into his hands clumsily as his heart raced.

“C’mom, Ed-ster, just breathe.” Richie took in a large, over exaggerated breath and let it out slowly. “Suck in a breath like your mom sucks my-”

“Fuck… you…” Kaspbrak cut Richie off, squeezing the boy’s hands as he tried to steady his breathing.

As soon as the backpack hit the ground next to him, Richie unturned it. He searched through candy wrappers, comic books, and notebooks full of doodles, finally letting out an internal cheer as his hands landed on hard plastic. Richie gave the small container a shake before shoving it into Eddie’s mouth and pushing down on the trigger.

Bill and Stan stood close by, pity swirling in their stomachs as Eddie calmed down from his episode. He kept the aspirator in a tight grip, staring down at it.

“Feel better, Eds?”

Eddie ignored the nickname, “You keep an extra inhaler?”

“Of course I do, Eddie Spaghetti!” Richie grinned, pinching his cheeks, “Who would I pick on if you died?”

Eddie grabbed Richie’s hand and pulled it away from his face, but did not release it. He entangled their fingers and rested them on his leg. Richie said nothing, but his heart pounded so loudly he was sure the others could hear it. Stan and Bill shared a look, smiles fighting onto their lips.

Leaves drifted down from the tree above them as they ate the lunches they had packed beforehand. The sky faded from blue, to orange, and now glimmered a dreamy rose pink. The breeze continued to roll in, getting colder with every moment passed. The boys sat in a semi-circle, admiring the horizon.

Pale skin became painted with deep shades of red; Bill and Stan’s coming naturally from cold, but Richie and Eddie’s solely due to the fact that they were so close their thighs touched.

And, as the moon found it’s place in the dark sky, the boys said their good-byes. They all shared friendly hugs before climbing onto their bikes, Richie and Eddie’s seeming somewhat more than amicable.

Eddie’s stomach did flips as he felt pressure on the top of his head. Richie was kissing him.

“See ya’ tomorrow, Eds.” said Richie, hesitating slightly before finally retracting from the hug.

“Don’t call me that, fuckface,” Eddie grinned, letting his hand brush against Richie’s, “I hate that.”

But, they both knew he didn’t.

[kaspbra-cant-even]

Richie and Eddie: *sharing ice cream, holding each other when they’re scared, Richie calling Eddie “Eds” and saying he’s cute*

Richie and Eddie: we’re friends

The losers:

[denbroughbill]

ben hanscom

[toozier]

beverly + clothes headcanons

so it starts out w bev stitching up the boys clothes at first right

little things like holes in the seams and knees right

then she makes matching hoodies for the group for christmas saying ‘the losers club’ but with a red v because of eddies cast

then its all out from there. the boys all ask her for clothes

mike gets a new jacket that incorporates some of his old jacket into the new one (it was his dad’s jacket) ((mike cries when he realizes it))

ben gets all the sweatshirts his heart desires, and for one of the school dances she even makes him a full tux

eddie gets fannypacks and polos and “accidentally” a crop top.

he freaks out and then realizes it’s cute af and rocks the hell out of it

(the squad cant handle how cute he looks at all)((esp richie shhhh))

RICHIE GETS THE UGLIEST HAWAIIAN SHIRTS OH MY GOD THEYRE ATROCIOUS. He loves them so much and wears them into adulthood

OKAY NOW STAN AND BILL IS COMPLICATED HEAR ME OUT

bev makes bill all these slightly big clothes like plaid jackets and hoodies and sweaters

but she makes them all in blues and black and greys???? and bill is so confused??????? but figures bev just feels that color fits bill the best

its all fake

she makes all of these clothes KNOWING stan is gonna steal them

and after the first time stan steals bills jacket or sweater he gives bev this L O O K

she makes other things for bill and stan but THE JACKETS/SWEATERS/SWEATSHIRTS ARE FAIR GAME

bill has no idea and just goes w it like a puppy 

bev makes their prom outfits as well and they all match in style

[denbroughbill]

losers club

[eddiesrichie]

concept: eddie and richie getting into the punk/grunge scene when they're older teens, buying each other vinyls and shopping together for 🤘 sick 🤘 punk 🤘 clothes 🤘, painting each other's nails black, richie able to convince eddie to go to concerts, 9 0 ' s P u n k B o y s

oh my goooodddd

but like richie getting into it first, and his number one priority is gettin eddie to like it too. he gives him vinyls, t-shirts, etc. he even stands outside eddie’s window playing punk music, and eddie yells at him for being a fucking cliche from say something.

he finally listens to the stupid punk band, and okay?? he fucking loves it. so now they wear matching band shirts, and they share headphones as they walk home from school. eddie paints richie’s nails black, but richie keeps distracting him by giving him eskimo kisses. they get into arguments about which songs/bands are the best, but it doesn’t matter because richie got tickets for all of their favorite bands concerts. eddie says he can’t go because his mom would have an aneurysm, but richie shows up that night to help him sneak out anyway

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME

[just-a-blog-with-random-stuff-d]

So in IT the book or the previous TV series of IT. Pennywise left Georgie to bleed to death. The wiki site didn’t say anything about eating Georgie.

So here is an IMAGINE if: key word imagine.

Imagine if Pennywise felt lonely and killed Georgie so he would always have a friend? In fact what inspired my imagination was a fan art I saw with Pennywise and Georgie. Pennywise had his hand resting gently on Georgie’s head.

Also when Pettywise had his moment: “It was real enough for Georgie.” I had this imagine “I was real enough for Georgie! Georgie is my friend he acknowledged my existence! He wouldn’t ever insult me by telling me that I’m not real!”

Thoughts on the imagine? Remember this is just imagination.

[kucumber-ly]

Pennywise: It was real enough for Georgie

Me:

[unknownmorsel]

Pennywise “I was real enough for your deadass brother, bitch” The Dancing Clown