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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
todays bird
taylor price
trying on a metaphor
YOU ARE THE REASON

@theartofmadeline

Love Begins

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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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occasionally subtle
hello vonnie
Peter Solarz
$LAYYYTER

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@edsgazebos
If you need me I’ll be speed reading
danny devito bathing in hand sanitizer in the gang gets quarantined was ahead of its time
Jefferson figuring out that his son is Spider-Man but instead of telling him “hey you blew your secret” and possibly freaking him out, starts quietly training him in correct police procedure (without him knowing) while also repeatedly talking about how he had issues with the old Spider-Man but the new one seems like a brave and responsible young man and how he would be totally proud of him if he were this guy’s parents
Jefferson: you’ve got everything you need for the week? Books? Computer? Spray paint? Web fluid? Shoes?
Miles: wait what was that middle thing
Jefferson: spray paint! I support my son’s artistic endeavors
AISBSKSHISGSIWHEJFSHSJHDHSUEHSKSHWKA
Rio: okay but is he seeing that ballerina spider-girl or not? He seems very fond of her
Jefferson: well he’s very insistent that she’s Spider-Woman but honestly he always seems to want to act professional when he’s in the mask so I can’t tell
Rio: you could ask him
Jefferson: honey we need to let him have his privacy he doesn’t want us to know
LATER
Rio: I wonder if the new Spider-Man has a girlfriend he seems like he’d be very nice
Miles, sweating: mom are you trying to set me up with Spider-Man
I’m sorry, but Miles Morales pretending to date Spider-man to keep his secret identity while his parents 100% know that he’s Spider-man is PEAK humor
they invite him to dinner just to see what miles comes up with
This is the content I live for.
Oh hey, you’re that singer no one listens to! Oh hey, you’re the asshole no one likes! Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020) dir. Cathy Yan
Respect.
Holy shit!
who is this
DO ME NEXT
This is Jessie Graff! She’s a stuntwoman for Supergirl and she’s known for being a BAMF on American Ninja Warrior.
GOALS
ask me how gay I am for Jessie Graff hint: as gay as her leg is high.
This is the coolest shit.
Fun fact: Melissa Benoist has to have muscle padding in her Supergirl suit so her silhouette looks like Jessie’s. The actress has to adjust to match her stunt double, which is rarely the case.
BIRDS OF PREY Behind The Scenes, 2020
the BEST part of mamma mia (2008) one of the greatest movies ever made:
the (purposeful?) lack of effort put into the flashbacks, just straight up putting a wig on 47 year old colin firth, 55 year old pierce brosnan, and 56 year old stellan skarsgard and saying they’re all like 20 (TWENTY) is a level of iconic very few movies possess
So I recently bought the Revenge of the Sith novel by Matthew Stover and I just decided to flip it open to a random page just to see what the writing was like. Boy was I unprepared for the iconicness I discovered.
The part I read was this of this old hunchback guy in a cloak walking towards clone troopers (this is after the troopers start killing jedi) with a baby in his arms. He starts telling the troopers that it’s a jedi baby and the troopers are like “uuuhhh okay crazy old man with a really ugly deformed baby alert back away” but the old guy keeps insisting that the baby is a jedi so the troopers are like “how do you know? it could just be any random baby” and then the baby says “you can tell by my lightsaber” and kills the troopers. The baby was actually Yoda and the hunchback was Obi Wan.
All I can imagine now was the conversation that led up to this very dramatic and hilarious ruse, and how exactly they came up with it. I kind of feel like it was the Star Wars equivalent of “Get Help” from Thor: Ragnarok???? Like???
Obi Wan: Hey Yoda, we should do “Jedi Baby.”
Yoda: Doing that, we are not.
Obi Wan: Oh come on, you love it!
Yoda: No.
Obi Wan: It’s great! It works every time!
Yoda: Humiliating, it is.
Obi Wan: Do you have a better plan?
Yoda: No.
Obi Wan: Excellent. We are doing it then.
Yoda: Doing “Jedi Baby” we are not.
……..
Obi Wan, 5 minutes later, cradling Yoda: Look! It’s a Jedi baby!
@dogmatix @norcumi @deadcatwithaflamethrower
New official poster for Birds of Prey (2020)
the manDADlorian: no. baby yoda: YESSS! the manDADlorian: *sighs*
#A GOOD DAD
The Mandalorian l 1.04
#this is it #this is the whole show
The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy
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“Hey guys are you ready to beat the shit out of me!!???”
My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She told me I had a purpose: to bring laughter and joy to the world.
JOKER (2019) dir. Todd Phillips