sam

he/him not a minor!

[uncursedswan]

Every time I rewatch The Lord of the Rings I oscillate violently between “it’s important to show men having close, supportive friendships and I’m so glad Peter Jackson chose to show all the male characters being loving and physically affectionate with one another in a healthy, platonic way” and “damn, these bitches gay. good for them, good for them”

[gender-luster]

i think this pretty much sums it up.

i could go more in depth, but i'm not going to

[lena-cant]

I had some additions

[kenziecore]

“I can’t help it i love the way men love” post but it’s about the gave me cookie Got you a cookie scene

[sinewywarp]

I'm going to Badwill. The evil thrift store.

[femmepathy]

salvation army

[jerseyclown]

get transgendered

[fuckthewounded]

frank in drag with the cigs in the docs Girldont even play with me right now

[transgenderization]

didnt getd tucked into bed so ive died unfortunatley

[killrockstar]

Visit Original Link

all along the coast, they’re waiting. all along the river-bed. all along the coast, they’re waiting. all along the river-bed. ‘cuz one good turn deserves another! one good turn deserves another! one good turn deserves another; a sister, a brother, a mother, a daughter. get fucked! ‘cuz she! she gotta lot of legs! just like a centipede! ‘cuz i’m her kinda girl. and she’s my kinda boy. and if you cast her out, well, then i’m a sinner born. because everyone, everyone, everybody gets the fucking measles.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[jillianschufrau]

This describes all my friends and I. We some sad goofy mfers.

[lesbiskammerat]

[queenophydea]

[meat-wentz]

frank iero is so damn small i found that bitch using a cheerio as an inner tube and now he’s floating around my cereal bowl flipping me off.

[rosyronkey]

push him down with a spoon until the bubbles stop

[escuerzoresucitado]

[trueshredguitar]

i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

[sleaterkinnie-deactivated202412]

sometimes a band is a weird insane girl and her weird insane girl sister and her weird insane girl friend and a sopping wet faggot crawling from the grasps of catholicism 

[killrockstar]

frank iero voice mikey will you tell mr netflix over here he can get his own damn diet coke.

[killrockstar]

gerard voice and mikey will YOU please tell mr ls dunes he can play for his new band full-time now.

[amygdalae]

a vampire. putting BLOOD! in the bong! instead of water.

[garcavisconde]

i love you sympathetic monsters i love you terrifying creatures who can be soft i love you monstrosities who survive to tell the story i love you narratives who refuse to kill the horrific i love you characters who are kind to the horrors i love you