cantilena

made a Tumblr account in the year of our lord 2022. they/them. 25. let me rant to you about things that don't matter. mtg sideblog: magic-the-girlbossing

[stateownedslut]

You're hot as hell. Can i dm you? I'm not a fascist.

The young woman's micro-blog loads on your screen.

PERCEPTION [Trivial: Success] - This *is* an attractive one.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Easy: Success] - It's been too long. Your flesh craves hers.

SUGGESTION [Trivial: Success] - Slide into her DMs right now.

YOU - They're closed.

SUGGESTION [Medium: Success] - Has that ever been a problem for us?

VOLITION [Challenging: Success] - Get in her ask-box instead.

YOU - What would I even say?

ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Success] - This one's a *Communard*.

RHETORIC [Godly: Failure]

- "You're hot as hell."

- "Can I DM you?"

- "I'm not a fascist."

[bookwyrminspiration]

a red string of fate can be a leash. if you're enlightened

[klaab]

Using the red string of fate for shibari

[lol-tiger-blog]

[caliphsmegmafactory]

RIP Charlie Kirk

[dogpuppy]

[katestewartt]

"Can I ask you a personal question?"

[despazito]

Visit Original Link

[otaku553]

I think I forgot to post this but! Medieval utena for an English class final project few months ago :)

[sapphling]

just insane being forced over and over to re-litigate the nonexistence of fucking misandry during discussions about gender. it feels like being asked to re-prove that the earth is not flat at the beginning of every conversation

[hotvampireadjacent]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

was playing 20 questions on the 8 hour drive to visit my grandparents & after like 10 minutes of utterly fruitless questioning my brother suddenly asks me with such exasperation & contempt "is it some sort of petrified remains"

[moveslikekeithrichards]

it was ötzi .

[wikigabis]

Umineko Characters as bottles rolling down the stairs

[weeniebagel]

ive really got to get around to read umineko to find out what drives people to post about it like this

[targetedknowledge]

[gay--dog]

punches you but my hand is coated in ibuprofen dust so it immediately cancels out and doesnt hurt

[axolotine]

hugs you but my torso is coated in nasty spikes so it immediately cancels out and doesnt nice

[ibetteracethatinterview]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god just saw two pirate ships get into a fender bender right outside my apartment

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

two dudes with hook hands and trifold hats are currently out there yelling about who had right of way

[gaycop]

peg legs?

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

no, they don't have peg legs. god, that's such an offensive stereotype. learn some shit about pirates instead of making yourself look ignorant on my post

[gaycop]

…eyepatches?

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

of course they had eyepatches what are you stupid

[strangeindividual69]

sometimes when a movie starts there is a scary lion but don't be scared

[prince-says-lay-her]