gasstationdakota

https://sagemanul.straw.page 𖦹 he/him 𖦹 minor 𖦹 pfp by t5upr 𖦹 art acc @s4ge-artist

[s4ge-manul]

»» ───── ⟩ S4GE INTRO!?!? 𖦹

matching userboxes with @catzcradle ♡

‹ NAME › heath/dakota

‹ PRONOUNS / TERMS › he/him, trans male, aroace

‹ AGE › sixteen

‹ ART ACCOUNT › @s4ge-artist

↝ under 16s can interact, but because i may occasionally reblog suggestive posts. ill use the tag #suggestive if i remember

‹ INTERESTS ›

` hyperfixated ↝ tales from the gas station, camp here & there, my OCs, manuls/pallas cats

` artists ↝ lord huron, yaelokre, rabbitology, radiohead, will wood, hozier, james marriott, machinery of the human heart, miracle musical, generally just 70s-90s rock music

` hobbies ↝ art, reading, animal care, listening to music

‹ DO NOT INTERACT › accounts that post intense nsfw/porn/kinks, zionists, homophobes/transphobes, nazis, pedos, zoophiles, rape defenders.. you get the idea. also ch&t fans that genuinely ship sydney and elijah and completely ignore how horrible their relationship is

‹ THIN ICE › fans of homestuck (oomf is an exception), dsmp, mouthwashing, and hazbin/helluva, whatever the tumblr equivalent for shedtwt is

↝ this is mostly just.. yall freaking me out occasionally/most of the time

‹ EXTRA ›

` strawpage `

` homophobic elijah volkov `

↝ i'm diagnosed with autism. i also believe i have arfid and anxiety

ok bai

[chokedqwerty]

that au wehere ilyukhina and yao dont die and everyone is a bit more happymaybe? a bit sillier?

[notsoheterosapien]

Made an aroace flag version of the Adrian scene, if anyone wants to use it go ahead, I'm just gonna use it for a pin for my backpack so 🤷

[despazito]

[depsidase]

[lupusbaby]

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

[goth-princess-gwennie]

Forgive me if this is inappropriate but

So are

colostomy bags

Diapers

insulin pumps

Oxygen systems

Braces

[cuntpunkop-ed]

catheters

rollators

hearing aids

compression garments

prosthetics

FREEDOM AIDS

[seraph1c-mo0n]

- canes

- service animals

- noise cancelling headphones/ear defenders

- wheelchair attachments

- fidgets

IT’S DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH YALL

BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY DISABLED AND TAKE UP ALL THE SPACE AND TIME YOU NEED!!!!!

[orcboxer]

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

[local-trickster]

oh man i'm so tired I think I'll lay down for just five more minutes. "Up and Attem!" Adam says. Uppingly.

[depsidase]

[ispyspookymansion]

to be honest, kitten doesnt know how many more “ok 💗 yay 💗”s they have left in them

[cow-inthe-closet]

friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact

[joeyclaire]

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

[depsidase]

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[completely-sane-scientist]