Sarah

Rumination and reblogs

[thecollectibles]

Botanical Witches by Célia Beauduc

[makemelaughblog]

[brandonwhom-deactivated20190716]

Kingdom Hearts??? More like

[secondclassvines]

[mongolian-ass-eater]

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

[knucklehead--mcspazatron]

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

[overnighter]

“I was talking to a friend and I said, “I am undestroying myself.” The phrase just came to me, but it also felt right because that is where I am in my life—undoing the damage, both emotional and physical, that I did to myself, that was done to me. I’m trying to become a better person. I am trying to become myself.”

— ~Roxane Gay, “For I Have Sinned.“ 

[pentecost]

these aren’t my cats

[bunjywunjy]

but they could be

[tblmemesbr]

[tiktokarchive]

[wickedwonderlandd]

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

Teach this homoeroticism on film school

[spooktacularhalloween]

September is a softer month. One in which I know that good things are coming and Autumn’s in the air where I can feel the kindness of it in my soul.

[unclefather]

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I’m going to kill you.

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I’m sorry I’m here.

[chasing-asterion]

me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don’t push yourselves on my account. things happen

[heatherleigh02-deactivated20230]

Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen.

So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't even gotten ice cream yet.

Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar.

The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes."

[aplatonicjacuzzi]

Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

[cherrymanderingg]

been fucking around w meme templates trying to make some sweet relatable add content but forgot i was in the middle of one and then i came back to

whatever idea i had, it can’t be better than this

[squeakitties]

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

[osointricate]

In high school one of the common fund raisers was carnation flowers for a dollar during prom season and valentines and a couple other times of year. And you could “order” flowers to be delivered to kids during their homeroom times so it was always a big deal to get flowers and it was super fun

But one of these fundraisers I had a guy friend who commented he never got any because he was always single or his girlfriend always expected flowers but never gave him any

So my senior year valentines I decided I was going to buy all the guys in my homeroom (which he was in) a carnation and said they were from “Anonymous Girl in your homeroom”

So the day came and all the guys started getting flowers and they all realized they were from the same one girl and all got super excited and giddy and protective of their flowers and all day long I saw the guys in my homeroom wear flowers behind their ears or stuffed in their notebooks and they flaunted them around to other guys that didn’t get flowers. One guy tried to see if it would make his girlfriend jealous. A couple of them tried to play detective to figure it out who it was.

Then the next day apparently they all (or at least most of them) got together and bought all the girls in homeroom a carnation as a thank you to whoever it was so every girl in my homeroom got a bouquet of one from every guy (so it was a bouquet of about a dozen) and every single girl was smiling and happy and bouncy as the guys were the day before

And no one ever knew it was me but I was always super proud of that

[meme-theft]

[ruinedchildhood]

[herbwicc]

Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

[dragonfire-elite]

What did you do op?

[herbwicc]

a Mistake

[everythingfox]

Adorable murder weapon

[varnishedtruths]

I’m dead of cute this is a very effective weapon