[khanos-deactivated20170219]

*acts clueless but actually knows what’s going on at all times*

[mathsturbation]

i am the shyest attention whore ever

[such-justice-wow]

I want attention!!! If you’re not busy… And you want to…. Its okay if you don’t

[emerald-loki-deactivated2020110]

IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY

[themunchkym]

Your years are getting shorter proportionally to your life. Every day, you’ve been alive more than you were a year before.

A year for a 1 year old is their WHOLE LIFE and a year for a 5 year old is 1/5th of their life. Your fractions just keep getting smaller, making your years seem shorter.

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[mjalti]

ppl will really be like “what’s my name in ur phone saved as” and it’s like. bold of u to presume you were saved at all, [phone]

[swaglexander-the-great]

This reads like a Captain Holt burn

[gdchans]

Michael Sheen: No one except those from Wales can pronounce this 

David Tennant: Hold my whisky 

[kiefbowl]

some women be like “my man washed a dish once. I’m very lucky” and it makes me so sad for her like you just know she never cums

[kiefbowl]

[uffys-deactivated20241210]

No offence but oh my god

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd

[eva-420]

[ex-girlfiend]

STOP ROASTING THIS DOG OMG !!

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

leave the good boy alone

[c-bassmeow]

he’s about to die what do y’all want him to look like? 

[methhomework-deactivated2014032]

when i was a kid i thought herpes was a greek god

[nishlo-deactivated20151015]

is this a macklemore lyric

[reactionfaces]

[ifaangplayedukulele]

Instead of destroy 50% he would save 15% or more

[in-sumerian-haze]

[seabassapologist]

And here I am giving it away for free like some sort of idiot

[alwaysshoutyinphiladelphia]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

do you ever just know the answer to a trivia question and have no idea where the knowledge came from

[diafiend]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

this is typical from alabama but the fucking wording of this lmfao

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[todayilearnedthat]

and now I run this blog babeeeeey!!!

[fucktexas]

endgame spoilers////

alright now that the nerds are gone im gonna need the biggest dumbasses here to help me out. im thinking if we all split the job we could probably eat just enough of the earth to completely separate texas from the united states

[goodkoalatea-deactivated2021081]

This is maybe my favorite existing tweet

[nothingreallymakesmehappy]

i found my deviantart from when i was 12 i dont deserve this

[nothingreallymakesmehappy]

me

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

a lonesome peanut