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[Essex-Five-Five] Joining the Simblur bandwagon. I don't tend to follow TS3 blogs, nothing personal - but I'm a two player through and through!

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when you play for two hours happily snapping away screenshots, multiple life events and big birthdays, and then realise your screen-cap program was off the whole time.

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Me when I finally have time to play my game uninterrupted for the first time in forever.

Me when I remember how long it takes to load.

Still waiting.

Gets impatient, clicks on the window. Crashes.

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When the game’s obsession with Grilled Cheese lulls you into a false sense of security.

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Challenge completed.

Artwork by my friend Jamie.

(If you like Star Wars and the Walking Dead go check him out).

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So, this has been sat in my drafts folder from a couple of months ago…

When the S.O. and I moved in, the previous occupants left the contents of their garage. Some things were super helpful (lawnmower, hedge strimmer and a gazebo!?!?!), some not so.

I needed a bookcase for my nerd room office. Came across a chest of drawers and a bookcase. Same width. Lightbulb moment. Deal with the S.O. - if still in the garage in six months, they go to the tip…

Challenge accepted.

[thesimtraveler]

This is me when I get back from holiday and need to catch up on CC downloads:

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Me after being MIA for so long!

[simnopke]

20 Sliders

This is a set of 20 face sliders available for use in Bodyshop, CaS, and in the plastic surgery view. These sliders create inheritable facial features (of course if not used for a plastic surgery), and can be used on uploaded sims without downloaders needing to download the slider in order for the sim to display properly. Sim files do not contain information about used sliders.

If you have my pre-release set of sliders (simNopke-sliders1) delete it before you install the new set.

Contents of the set

2 full face siders:

ear rotation

ear sticking-out

2 brow sliders:

eyebrows distance

eyebrow head thickness

2 eye sliders:

eyelash curl

eye squint

5 nose sliders:

septum width

nostril height

nose root depth

nose definition

nasal tip size

6 mouth sliders:

cupid’s bow shape

upper lip raise

lips depth difference

cupid’s bow width

cupid’s bow height

lower lip center height

3 jaw & chin sliders:

chin crease depth

chin cleft

chin definition

Conflicts The sliders themselves won’t conflict with anything, but their icons use a Maxis group, so slider creators have to be careful while setting instances for icons.

Credits Kahlena Nysha Voeille WesHowe (UniMesh plugins and brighter Bodyshop) Creators of SimPe

Download simNopke-20Sliders

On MTS

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I NEED THIS

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The Creepy Hipster Household 

Laura’s mid-life crisis Part Three.*

And we’ve gone from desperately wanting more babies to fearing more babies.

*bad idea to garden, (even if partly sheltered), during a thunderstorm, when your warehouse has no roof.

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The Creepy Hipster Household 

Not a great start when your date headbutts you before you can even greet each other properly.

It obviously went terribly, as I these are the only pictures I took of the date, and the date meter hadn’t even appeared.

Oh woe betide Essex’s poor, neglected Romance Sims - you better not get your hopes up girl, it’ll only get worse from here on in.

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The Creepy Hipster Household 

To celebrate tricking the headmaster accepting Lyra and Cygnus into swanky school, I give in to Lyra’s want to finally get a date…

So, we call up the matchmaker aaaaaand my game glitches, (a premonition, perhaps?) so Lyra gets a quick wardrobe makeover.

Being a witch I’m surprised she can’t magic up an (un)willing subject, but I suppose matchmakers play their cards close to their chest on that one - sharing would hurt their profit margins - not that the Creepy Hipsters have much in the way of fiscal favours… But Lyra blows the lot anyway.

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The Creepy Hipster Household

Meanwhile, Laura continues her mid-life crisis, ignoring her offspring in favour of talking to her new babies the plants.

Or, you know, she could be talking to Creepy Hipster Guy, he is buried underneath them after all.

Creepy.

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The Creepy Hipster Household

At least the Headmaster didn’t eat dinner with Cygnus... instead of going for the turkey, he chooses the out of date cake.

Not even being an alien hybrid can protect you.

He maybe academically smart, but this kid is lacking common sense.

(seriously though, I’m intrigued to think what kind of cake would give someone food poisoning irl??)

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The Creepy Hipster Household

Thankfully there was a leftover Turkey dinner stashed in the fridge, so there was no need for anyone to set the kitchen alight, again.

“So, Lyra, tell me, what are you plans for after you finish your schooling?”

“World domination.”

“Huh. Well. It’s nice to meet a young woman with such ambition.”

(somehow that one conversation got 28 schmooze points??? daaaamn girl!)

(in fairness he was probably terrified she’d turn him into a womrat if he refused them entry).

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The Creepy Hipster Household 

Now it’s Cygnus’ turn to try and impress.

Somehow a tour of the dilapidated warehouse is enough to win 40 points for the tour.

“Haha, well, funny you should notice, but yes, I AM half alien - I guess the green skin is a giveaway? And, no, before you ask, I don’t want to study astrophysics - I’m studying robotics, I believe with enough skill, we could find a way to create a being with Sim-like intelligence**!”

*Vince thinking he’s on to another winner*

**I have plans for Cygnus to build Four Isle’s first Servo

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The Creepy Hipster Household

Given that I just downloaded a mod to cast spells without the use of reagents, I thought Vince should be Lyra’s unwilling guinea pig womrat.

Of course, having a fully fledged witch come to your academy isn’t something everyone can brag about, and boy, would he like to get one over on his rival Headmaster BJ!

++++schmooze points for all

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Naturally the last time I played, I invited the Private School headmaster round. Thanks past-essex, you jerk.

Of course the house is in complete disarray and the only Sim with good cooking points is at work!

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The Creepy Hipster Household

I hadn’t realised Cygnus had got chubby, (I’m not surprised, given their genetic predispositions the CH kids were never going to be Sports Hobbyists...).

Although I never realised the Robot table was quite so harsh towards those on the larger side of the spectrum!

Despite his abdominal discomfort, crafting robots is Cygnus’ favourite pastime (it’d be cool if you could get a university scholarship for talent badges, but I highly doubt you can).