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that 'i have to get ready for work' edge of the bed sit. you know the one.

There should be a specific fashion item for keeping your sleeves rolled up. Like big clasping arm bracelets. I think this would improve morale in the gay community somewhat.

nomadbones

There is though

They’re called Sleeve Garters, they started off in the 19th century and where popular with musicians, gamblers, gunslingers and the occasional Victorian gentleman. Nowadays you can see bartenders wearing them

fuckyeahsnackables

Sluts! (affectionate)

sharpthreads

Bartenders & hairdressers.

thestuffedalligator

Johnathan Harker was found white-haired, half-alive, and fully feral in the woods, spent two months screaming about vampires in a Budapest nunnery, and Mina decided to wife that immediately

Wilhelmina Harker was tormented by dark visions while she slowly and horribly turned into a creature of darkness and evil, and John decided that he’d stay totally, unquestionably loyal and loving to her

The Harkers were the Victorian equivalent of the Addams family, basically

thestuffedalligator

They’re freaky and they’re feral They both are prone to peril But love, they’ve got in barrels The Harker family

thestuffedalligator

Also credit to @marghen, whose Dracula designs I totally mangled in the making of this shitpost

marghen-deactivated20240228

hi these are freaking adorable and i love them so much

popsicle-stick

rochester calling jane his ‘sky-lark’, and the soundtrack from jane eyre 2009 rising and falling, high vaulting string notes that oscillate the same way the lark’s song does………………….ooOOoooouughhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! ooUUUGGGGHH!hh!!!!!!

thundergrace

Flautist Melissa Jefferson plays slaver James Madison's 200-year-old crystal flute in the Library of Congress.

frawgs

life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious

winslowat3am

Fidéle, the most photographed window dog in Belgium 🐾

sabel-thelocal-farmhoe

You could probably arrange it chronologically and see how she’s aged 🥺🥹

#dogs #dog #puppy #photography #animal photography #travel #pets #animals #plants #naturecore

bashircore

This tweet has changed my life btw

bashircore

Here’s a guide of what I’ve determined the meanings to be

walking around - self explanatory

fellowship - hanging out with friends

deliciousness - having something tasty

transcendence - feeling that you have reached a different level of some sort; alternatively, when you do one of the other delights to the extreme and feel really good about it. (you know transcendence when it happens)

goofing - having a good laugh at smth

amelioration - working towards the betterment of something, for example, working on a skill you hope to improve

coitus - fuckin’

enthralment - becoming incredibly engaged in something, hyper focusing on something

wildcard - anything that you feel was a delight in your day that does not fit one of the above delights

ceevee5

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Alex Hirsch reminding us all to go buy the Gravity Falls complete series set since streaming services are untrustworthy now

dullahandyke

Actuslly I think everyone should read shitty YA it's a goldmine of unintentionally hilarious lines. This is peak literature

[Transcript: Wow, I love how cool I'm playing it. Love how I'm not being an obvious fucking fanboy for my ex-boyfriend. Hey, maybe I'll be the world's first person to enter into a parasocial relationship with someone I've literally had sex with. End transcript]

sporadiccupcakeengineer-deactiv

Met this lady on a hike recently, and she reminded me autumn is close

sighinastorm

Before you continue scrolling, go back and find the other four cows.

omgthatdress

Lee Pace and his husband have the worst case of spousal same-face I've ever seen in my life.

In a recent interview, Lee Pace revealed he is married to Thom Browne exec Matthew Foley.

sabel-thelocal-farmhoe

This is how I find out he ain’t straight?????

#lee pace #congrats on getting married #but damn #gay #pride

outlawpetegsc

Marlene Dietrich, 1950’s.

t00thpasteface

at the risk of sounding like a raving lunatic, i think one of my favorite trekkie memes/posts is that one where someone comments on a screenshot of tos and asks if sulu is texting, because it PERFECTLY encapsulates star trek's strange little place at the intersection of pop culture and the tech world:

like listen... 55+ years ago a bunch of actors had to use a mix of existing habits and wild imagination to come up with what they felt would be believable movements and muscle-memory for someone using completely unbelievable tech a few hundred years in the future. like tv had less than ten channels and the screen was a foot across, and they had to go "ok how would someone who's used to a tiny wireless gadget with a screen hold it and use it? how would they talk to a computer? how would the computer sound when she talked back?"

and over half a century later our own tech has surpassed the clunky retrofuture gizmos in so many ways, no doubt inspired by it, that now someone two decades into the 21st century sees an actor in the 60s holding some tiny rectangular plastic prop in both hands and immediately recognizes it as "oh, sulu's texting!" now THAT is a called shot. hell, that's putting your money on a roulette wheel in a casino that hasn't been built yet. i LOVE it. it's so star trek. sulu is absolutely texting.