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Olivia, they/them, 22 🍹🎲🍒🥪🎱🎏🍋‍🟩

[mrsterlingeverything]

Lets let friday get us pregnant and have a baby that lasts the whole weekend

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[pjackk]

Beware The Bitches That Be like Dot Dot Dot Before They SAy Shit

[pjackk]

At the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling U hubby wyd btw he is baely alive

[deep-state-partisan]

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

[dogpuppy]

[creepycrag]

Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.

[pjackk]

Ants on a raft for dinner

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

if you look up “statue” on amazon, the top result is a statue of a lady and a skeleton fucking

[aliveontuesday]

Because death is the ultimate killfuck

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

dude this is the wildest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts. what the fuck are you trying to say here

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[dogpuppy]

[circlusion]

[baaulp]

[3000s]

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

[3000s]

to be honest i forgot he did that

[radiation]

[adaine]

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

[adaine]

far far away idol would never happen now

[kotarokrusher]

Oh yea I forgot that i found stone cold goku at goodwill yesterday

[bgm05]

I feel my kidneys vibrate at night when I sleep like a princess