Facing the sun.

[toastbutteregg]

i feel so attacked right now

[toastbutteregg]

[nintendovibes]

[assgod]

[drvoldemountme]

a nation divided

[acheronprince]

Me while editing: *adds a sentence*

*finds nearly identical sentence in the next paragraph*

[all-things-comedy]

[henstomper]

fuck it im tired of this shit *becomes an evil scientist*

[biboenvivo-deactivated20190629]

[munchausenbyproxy]

shout out to the funniest tag ive ever fuckin seen

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

[ommanyte]

Me, a humble draugr, quietly minding my own business in my barrow tomb, doing my daily chores (lighting the candles, taking the frostbite spider for a walk, making the large swinging axes swing in the corridor of large swinging axes), having a sleepover with the lads in the deathlord’s chamber

YOU, loud, alive, obnoxious, barging into our tomb eating an entire wheel of cheese, making a mess, plundering my life savings from my burial urn, setting fire to frosty (the frostbite spider), re-killing me and the lads, WAKING the deathlord

[ourexes]

“if you hate tumblr so much why don’t you just delete???”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your inner voice is always the same volume, even if you try shout or whisper.

[bob-belcher]

SNL Weekend Update: May 18th 2019, Leslie Jones on the new abortion laws

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[toastbutteregg]

this is so me. i get so impatient the moment i buy something online!!!

[bob-belcher]

The Office, Product Recall (S03E20)

[dragupurlife]