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✉ ⁇ %

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

TADGE: do u know if i left my lighter at the lambda house oh wait jk its in my pocket im just not gonna send this

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

TADGE: do u like sea tuurtbles? if not w ecant be friedns

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

TADGE: ok but fr stop avoiding

TADGE: why do u look like a young jake gyllenhaal

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tophespinoza‌:

      “Edibles?” Topher stopped chewing immediately, staring down at the cupcake with mild horror. Drinking was bad enough, especially combined with his anxiety medication (definition not a doctor-recommended combination), but marijuana? That was a whole different set of pros and cons he’d been too impulsive to weigh. Setting the half-eaten cupcake down on the nearest surface, he tried to keep himself calm in light of Tadge’s assumptions, hoping to a God he had no proof existed that he hadn’t just put a third mind-altering substance into his body. 

      “I can’t believe I didn’t think of that before I decided to shove it in my mouth.” 

tadge noticed the look of horror wash over topher’s face and immediately sat up on the couch. “oh don’t worry, dude, i highly doubt it is. usually edibles will be made from something easy because stoners are lazy. cupcake’s are like the definition of high-maintenance when it comes to that shit. here, i’ll taste it and let you know for sure.” he grabbed the remaining part of the cupcake and ripped one piece of it off before shoving it into his mouth. he could tell right away they weren’t drugged. “you’re clean,” he announced, hands in the air. “usually you can tell what you’re eating has weed in it because, no matter what, you’ll be able to taste it. i once had a friend make edible key lime pies and although fucking fire, you could even still taste the weed.”

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Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

TADGE: hey

TADGE: i just want to make sure u got home alright

TADGE: lmk when u can

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#

TADGE: could you bring some more toilet paper when you come up?

TADGE: oh my god

TADGE: i thought this was my mom

TADGE: im sorry lol

TADGE: well now that ive blown up ur phone could you help me w my econ assignment👀

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aeronxutical‌:

Floating around the party with a chug jug in hand, Felicity had casually been sipping on it, enjoying the growing warmth it provided as she watched the events of the party unfold before her. It wasn’t until she caught sight of Tadge that she decided to abandon her observing and instead enter the fray of the party. It only took a few moments before they challenged each other to another shotgunning competition, their competitve edge hanging in the air between them. “ When have I ever cheated. ” She scoffed, taking the Natty Light from him, getting in position as he begun the countdown. As soon as he had counted the number three, she had tilted her head back and had begun guzzling the beer, only taking a moment to open up the top as she downed the whole thing. With an eye briefly glancing towards Tadge as she neared the can becoming empty, she grinned in triump as she threw the can down besides her, offering her Greek twin a cocky smirk. “ Another win for me, TeeTee. ” With her smirk only widening at the obnoxious nickname, she clapped him on the back as he finished. “ You did good though. Maybe one of these days you’ll actually give me competition. ”

the beer was so close to being empty by the time he heard her can hit the ground, not at all preparing him for the nickname he recieved which immediately resulted in the remaining beer in his system to squirt out of his nose. as he started dying of laughter, he gave his greek twin a weak handshake as a peace offering. “after calling me that you won’t need to worry about competition. i’m pretty sure my grandma used to call my sister that,” he laughed as he shook his head, flopping his hair out of his face with his hands. “however lets just give it a bit before the next race. i need to warm up a bit more.”

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aniksfm‌:

𝐓𝐇𝐄   𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌   𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐌   𝐓𝐎   𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐍   𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃   𝐇𝐄𝐑   —–   anika   swears   that   she   is   going   to   fall   over   if   she   loosens   her   grasp   on   him,   and   she   seems   to   whine.   “did   you   mean   hang   on   tight   to      YOU   —-?”   her   drunken   mind   couldn’t   seem   to   distinguish   the   difference   between   literal   and   metaphorical,   this   expressed   well   on   her   face,   screwed   into   a   look   of   confusion.   “TADGE   —-”   she   started   and   a   small,   lazy   grin   faltered   over   her   lips.   “i   feel   fine.”

tadge looked down at the petite girl as he ran his fingers through his hair and shook his head. he knew that no matter what he wasn’t going to be able to get anika to sit down and stay there by the time he would get back with the water, so he opted for something better. “alright, here — lets make this easier on both of us. hop on my back and we can go to the kitchen together,” he offered, preparing himself.

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emmettpk‌:

“ i suppose kappa taus aren’t used to anything but cheap beer. ” while he didn’t know him all too personally, emmett made it a point to keep track of who belonged to his own home’s enemies - he wouldn’t call them “rivals” because that would imply they were on the same level.“ offer still stands - wanna taste of the better life? ”

“‘champagne taste, beer income’ is what my old man always said. however, he’s kind of a prick.” to be honest, tadge didn’t much care for the contructs of greek life. he was nearing in his senior year and having 3 years under his belt, he didn’t think tier systems were the most important thing anymore. “fuck it,” he shrugged, pushing out the red solo cup in his hand to be filled. “is this celebratory champagne or just another saturday night?”

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tophespinoza‌:

       "Oh…gross. Still, I don’t think anything but coffee deserves the third place ribbon for most popular beverage.” Topher shrugged, still unconvinced beer of any kind was actually worth drinking for anything but the buzz. “I guess I’m lucky, then. Who knew underage drinking had a plus side?“ 

     Watching Tadge drink from his solo cup was kind of hilarious. He seemed even less enthused about the taste than Topher, which was unfathomable to the young man after spending the past ten minutes trying to perfect the art of drinking and then immeidately getting rid of the aftertaste. “The cupcakes? They were in the kitchen on the counter by the fridge. I think they’re all gone now, but you can have the rest of this one?” He didn’t know what was so funny, but he chose to join in anyway.  It was easier than considering the possibility he may be the joke.

tadge gulped the rest of the liquid and put the empty solo cup on the coffee table in front of them. “i guess i have to admit i wouldn’t have passed my finals last semester if it weren’t for coffee and adderall,” he shrugged. tadge realized he like toph’s generosity and the fact that he could be a little too gullible at times. him having offered the rest of his cupcake solidified it. “nah man, i’m good. it’s probably an edible anyway and i’m trying to do the opposite of die tonight.”

[ignisfatuushq-deactivated202203]

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

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incoming message -

FINN: i am lookin at my hands

FINN: theyr big, bigger than ur face

FINN: i am irish ! bro !

TADGE: bro

TADGE: ur phone is in ur hands

TADGE: got any lucky charms on u ?

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tophespinoza‌:

OPEN STARTER - MINI  EVENT

       “I’m totally regretting this in the morning and…I don’t even care!” Topher laughed, his comfy spot on the couch serving as the perfect place to be a part of things and still maintain some semblence of normalicy. He’d started the night off unwilling to get drunk - especially after tasting the cheap beer and making the execuitive decision that it was awful, but as he watched his peers enjoy themselves, he’d changed his mind. Three beers later and his low alcohol tolerance was rearing it’s head along with the pleasent buzz that followed. It wasn’t terrible, he thought he’d hate the depressent in his system a whole lot more than he did. The worst part was the awful beer taste in his mouth, and he’d fixed that with a cupcake and a bottle of water.  

     “Did you know that beer is the third most popular beverage in the world? Behind water and tea. That’s like…crazy to me. It tastes terrible!” 

“that’s because the beer you’re drinking is the cheapest and most watered-down beer in fucking, i don’t know, america probably,” he informed the kid, laughing along with him. one of tadge’s new favorite pastimes during parties is to sit his ass on a couch and people watch while inserting himself into drunk conversations. “don’t hate on the beauty of beer til you’re 21 and can actually legally buy yourself a good drink. however, knowing what a good beer tastes like makes it 100 fucking times harder to want to drink this shit,” he noted, swirling the contents of his red solo cup and taking a small sip. “you’re also using a cupcake as a chaser. where the hell did you even get one of those??” he questioned, barely able to get the sentence out of his mouth from laughing so hard.

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itsjasminekaur‌:

- ̗̀ 𝔬𝔭𝔢𝔫 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔯

🌹⎯⎯⎯  “ I can’t believe it “ the brunette groaned, hands tugging down on the hem of her skirt as she was bending down, frenetically looking through the fridge. “ You make it 10 minutes after the beginning of the party and all the beers are already gone “ Jasmine stood back straight though with a slight look of surprise painted on her face once noticing that she had company, lips puckered oh so slightly as to blow her bangs away from her eyes.  

“feel free to take mine,” he offered with a side smile. tadge was honestly trying to get rid of the beer without being a total waste, so in the long run this ended up being a win-win situation. “it might be super warm by now, but i honestly don’t think it was ever cold to begin with.”

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bwaldroop‌:

it’s now few hours into the party. a little tipsy, quite high, she’s sat in the bathtub, a joint between her fingers, red solo cup resting in her lap. she’s surrounded by clouds of smoke, head tilted to the side. she thought she had locked the door. or maybe she didn’t think about it, at all. anyhow, when she hears someone walk in, she tenses up. but only for brief moment. soon enough, she’s back at it, starting conversations in situations where they aren’t quite needed. ”fuck me in the face—” the expression sounds almost too casual. “have you heard of knocking? whatever happened to respect? i could’ve been fuckin’ naked, you sicko.” 

completely ignoring her comments, tadge spoke sarcastically, and rather loudly, over her own voice and the blare of the music outside. “thank god! this is the exact bathroom i was hoping to walk in on someone in!” as he closed the door slowly behind him, tadge made sure to hear for the click of the lock of the door. he slowly walked over to her and sat on the edge of the tub, grabbing the joint from her mouth and placing it in his own cheeky grin. “honestly i was hoping you’d already be naked by the time i got up here, but i guess i can help.”

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aniksfm‌:

                                                  𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑

𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄   𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄   𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐘   𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒   𝐎𝐅   𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐊𝐀   ——   the   drunk   one   seemed   to   be   prominent   tonight,   however,   she   should   have   been   more   careful   with   the   amount   of   alcohol   she   consumed   that   night.   but   oddly   enough,   she   could   care   less   —   aside   from   the   public   scrutinizing   her   and   her   parents   shaking   their   head,   there   was   nothing   she   could   lose   .   .   .   right?   but   all   shame   went   out   the   door   and   she   reeked   of   beer   and   other   substances,   a   giggle   left   anika’s   lips   as   she   threw   her   arms   over   the   other   individual.   “you   know,   you   were   the   last   person   i   expected   to   see   here!”   anika   exclaimed,   pressing   her   cheek   against   their’s   and   then   she   gave   them   that      LOOK   —-   the   anika   look.   “hey,   do   you   wanna   know   what’s   between   my   dress   and   me?   i   can   show   you   if   you   wanna   get   outta   here.”

the last thing tadge expected while at a party was someone saying that he was the last person they expected to be at that party. not only did he laugh at that comment, but also the fact that he could tell how drunk anika was by the fact that he was the only thing keeping her up and that her cheek against him was burning up from the alcohol in her blood heating up her body temperature. he was thankful he was keeping his drinking that night to a minimum or else the two would’ve fallen over together. “anika,” he said calmly. “although i’d be incredibly honored, you’ve had a lot to drink and that’s something i can’t do. why don’t you hang tight and i’ll go grab you a water.”

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emmettpk‌:

emmett loved a good party - almost as much as he loved champagne. beer wasn’t his thing - it tasted awful, smelled like hay, it’s what they drank at car races…champagne, on the other hand, was the epitome of everything he wanted to be: classic, effervescent, rich. so of course, he always brought a bottle with him to parties. “ can i get you a glass? ” he offered to the person beside him. 

tadge could spot a bottle of champagne at a party as if it was the last naturdays at a sunday morning darty. he has been eyeing the guy that brought the bottle— waiting for when he would finally get up, pop the top, and spray the entire room. now that was a way to spice up a good rager. as tadge neared him to ask when the show was going to begin, he was cut off. “wait... you’re planning on casually drinking that? where are we— the masters??”