Go ahead. Make my day.

Pancakes. Sleep. Rainy days. Video games. Adventures. Laughing. Surprises.

[cognitohazardous]

dogs love using their horizontal nature to stand in front of you

[killxbunnyyy]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

[despazito]

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

[loveridden1999]

sundays should be 48 hours long. 24 for enjoying sunday other 24 for mentally preparing for monday

[quasi-normalcy]

Today's children don't know what it was like when half of your photographs would turn out with demonically glowing red eyes.

[likedovesdo]

[succulent]

[dirty-fake-bitches]

[fucklovepayme]

I want to be able to say this in an argument

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

“Okay here’s the list of chores I want to get done today” I tell myself before having sudden full body fatigue from seemingly nothing

[nitw]

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

[terrierfan123]

Sometimes I put my face up against my dog while he's sleeping to feel his little lungs expand and his little heart beat and I am struck by the beauty of of life and the miracle of nature to evolve for thousands of years just to create one little guy and put him in my house

[shoyohnt]

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[theorangepdf]

the epidemic of grown adults playing tiktoks at full volume in public is rampant why are you acting like a 7 year old with their first ipad you have a mortgage

[adaine]

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[lmaonade]

you ever been 24 minutes into a 47 minute long youtube video and you're randomly like wait i dont care about this at all. and just leave

[tooies]

can they change the temperature outside to something else