Don't You Feel Foolish?

Sabrina. Cosplayer. SoCal. All things nerd are my love.

[khywae]

headcanon 1: Chat has a lot of Pusheen merch

(wishful) headcanon 2: Chat can be shirtless while still transformed, bc yes

[ukix]

[roundworms-deactivated20170825]

how do i politely ask her to slam me against a wall and make out with me

[archslut]

Self care is submerging your entire body in mud and asserting yourself as lord of the forest

[miniimalism]

[robbeerotten-deactivated2016120]

[balljabi-deactivated20210831]

Males who don’t know how to cook or clean piss me off. Their parents piss me off. Their whole ancestry line pisses me off.

[goblinparty]

Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn’t think of the word ‘library’, so I said ‘book ranch’. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ‘librarian’.

“Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard…”

and just now I heard him yell “BOOKAROO” from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i’ve ever heard

[tastefullyoffensive]

[epic-humor]

Animals Growing Up

[eatfithappiness]

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

[missmania244]

The turtle one

[hiowl-deactivated20171214]

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

[sassysharay]

Is that tom from myspace?

[done]

this is precious

[sabrinathebean-blog]

Me, on a date: so how do you feel about using old memes?

Them: I honestly hate people using memes that have expired. It's not funny anymore

Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

[mostlycatsmostly]

#MY DEAR MR. BENNET HAVE YOU HEARD NETHERFIELD IS LET AT LAST??

[cameoamalthea]

I am 100% behind an all cat production of Pride and Prejudice

[alrightevans]

@snapslikethis

[likeawildthing]

I’m CACKLING

[sotheycallmeaaron]

I love when brands throw shade and I love it even more that it’s Kylie Jenner

[sgdsgsdgsdgsdh-deactivated20170]

OKAY, BUT THEY SHADED HER LACK OF TALENT AND HER SHITTY, PROBLEMATIC FIT TEA PROMOTIONS ALL IN ONE TWEET. I’M GAGGING. 

[ithrowshadenotbricks]

LMAO

[sarahandmexx]

Does Kylie not have a PR team? Did no one tell her that bragging about how she doesn’t need a job would get her dragged? She seriously stepped right into this one…

[poshinans]

Shout out to Good&Co for not taking her shit. Hopefully this gets them some good press.

[sotheycallmeaaron]

EDIT: Just so you guys know, Good&Co is actually a really great app/company. They helped me figure out my interests and get placed with a job that I actually like. They also help with online, work from home jobs. I’d recommend it to anyone who’s in between jobs or just wants some direction. Click here to check it out!

[sydneyplastyyy]

^^^I second this opinion, Good & Co is great!

[ithrowshadenotbricks]

I love the fact that Kylie’s drag is indirectly helping people in need. It warms my petty heart.

[niambi]

thats cute and all but this isnt shade

[fatbodegacat-blog]

the gag is Good & Co paid her to tweet this 

[charizord]

@astugfirullah it’s not a gag without receipts sweetie, so where are they 👀

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

okay but how much more obvious can her subtle advertising be……

[minivr]

what am I gonna do without this vine

[artofmisi]

a good boy

[msslsworld]

A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.

[fituring]

Now that’s a lot of information to swallow

how do I delete other people’s posts

[redballpointart]

Love your art ❤ could you draw some renora?

Boop

[fanonical]

tbh in any other movie franchise, the fact that hogwarts looks different in every harry potter movie would annoy me but like? hogwarts changes its aesthetic every year, wouldn’t surprise me if it turned into a massive tent one year because fuck you, students

[gordon-freeman-official]

Also including the fact that Hagrid’s house get’s farther away in each movie. Is it trying to escape or something?

[copperbadge]

Given all the shit Hagrid has seen over the years, can you blame him for slowly but steadily moving his house away from the LIGHTHOUSE OF CRAY that is Hogwarts?