THEOGONY

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[ask-pacman]

Always bring 2 knifes to sams club in case they kick 1 out of your hand

[quinoaphoenicks]

[sloppystyle]

[energyprison]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[sailatina3]

No offense but if you're exclusively attracted to white people or cis people that is not a neutral or unbiased thing lmao. I know that may sound uncomfortable. But attraction is not this infallible thing that's completely uninfluenced from broader forces.

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[dogpuppy]

[hungwy]

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

[hungwy]

[segamascott]

daddy's they

[missybunno-deactivated20260510]

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

billie eilish is dressing like a bad guy thug at a mahjong game in a kung fu movie

[health-goth-inc]

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

[egregore-engine]

online pal said "[medications] to go" and I'm giggling at the idea of going to the pharmacy and having medications "for here." I sit down at a plastic chair and table with a plate full of antipsychotics and take them one by one while chatting with a college classmate I'm trying to fuck

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

cmon man, think like a , think like a chuuud, act like a woke *trying to corral a medium sized brown mammal into the corner*

[cinturongazo]

im not using wojaks. get on my level

[dogpuppy]