Starry Cats Inc

gremlin dumpster writer 💖 18+ pls

[black-quadrant]

sometimes all you need is one passionate person who goes berserk for your work to keep you creating

[durianskeleton]

acquired this beast today

[peachy--fawn]

I saw this adorable Maneki Neko today 🌸

[3000s]

lately ive been answering spam calls and telling them im gonna kill myself

[paperplateprose]

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

[targetedknowledge]

[ratliker1917]

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

[ratlicker1917]

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

[ratliker1917]

Delete this account immediately.

[30foolish]

He is indeed more than a ✨pretty face✨

There was a tie this week!!! So I ended up choosing the audio myself lol😂 hope you like it!!!❤️❤️❤️

[lovelysmell]

how it feels to be anything at all

[organicmurder]

Casual gay yearning after yet another fight in Ikebukuro.

They’re are literally never going to get over this mutual crush of theirs.

#Doomed yaoi lovers

[helium-stims]

source

[poet-of-solitude]

i love talkative cats like yeah meow meow meow you're so real bro

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[orpheuslament]

i dont trust anyone whos hostile towards city pigeons one bit & im being very serious about it

[homoquartz]

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

[piratedgender]

[themisally]

[creepymutelilbugger]

fearsome fangs friday!!!!!!!!!! bite everyone

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! Fearsome Fangs Friday is joyful and whimsical!

[creekfiend]

something thats funny about bugs is that my grandma Hates Bugs and she is constantly constantly spraying any bug she finds in her house especially spiders. always using massive amounts of poison.

I do not use any poisons or insecticides and I actively encourage my house spiders

the result is that her home is full of poison-resistant cockroaches and nothing else, while mine is a healthy bug ecosystem of Mostly Spiders and sometimes the junebugs who like to come die in my sink. and the moths that I have to rescue from Glimmer. but no roaches!

pest control is just such a scam and it troubles me deeply how normalized it is idk. people react with revulsion when I'm like "no I just encourage the house spiders and they do a pretty good job" bc they are classing house spiders as equally bad as every other bug and that's TERRIBLE bc bugs are TERRIBLE due to they're YUCKY

rather than like. some bugs will leave you alone. some bugs want to eat you or your house. other bugs pose health and safety hazards bc they want to infest your cornflakes. a healthy crop of house spiders will prevent all of these from becoming a problem much of the time, barring extreme circumstances

I think the pest control industry is one of the worst ones and a lot of that is honestly ideological if that makes sense? like the way the existence of the pest control industry necessitates a narrative about animals that live in and near our homes that is. well. extremely violent and weirdly sterile and aggressive