Lily

Some people call me Lily, but you can call me tonight (;

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[isteiro]

[cptsdofficial]

me: *hanging out with friends* man, maybe living isn’t that bad lol me: *after hanging out with friends* anyways everyone hates me and i should die

[shez-a-dove-deactivated20161204]

no offense but I look forward to having a healthy way of thinking and coping and living

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[allsadnshit]

I think my least favorite part of being alive is that you can’t take a break when you need one like if your whole world crashes and burns you still have to show up to work? that’s wild!!!! Give the people a moment to recover!!!!

[glamrock-lizardman]

[ripyzma-deactivated20141217]

why did they let a two inch mouse join their soccer team

how could he be beneficial in any way whatsoever

this movie man

[bitchycode]

[swarnpert]

male country artists: i love my truck and my beers

female country artists: i am going to kill my husband

[nya-kin]

she carried a baby for 9 months just to call her dusty

[popularbussy-deactivated2020061]

[1amgirl]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[uglysex]

[slowdyke]

please get this away from me immediately

[wondirection]

sometimes i catch myself being salty and im like damn????? take a nap?????

[opalescentmist-deactivated20170]

It be like that sometimes

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

my look ? going through a hard time