PART THREE. A collection of dialogue from Tevinter Nights: Herold Had the Plan, An Old Crow’s Old Tricks, Eight Little Talons, Half Up Front, and The Dread Wolf Take You. To be used as sentence starters… or whatever. As per usual, feel free to change pronouns or whatever you see fit. Mentions / implications of death, violence, food, & alcohol.
“ Well, that was a complete disaster. ”
“ I’ve seen jobs go better. ”
“ No offense. You are just filthy, is all. ”
“ You run like a newborn deer. ”
“ I don’t want a lightning bolt up my arse. ”
“ What precisely do we rely on you for? ”
“ What do you have planned with your share of the money? ”
“ Stupidest words I ever heard, and I rarely hear any other kind. ”
“ Want to hear something fun? ”
“ May we never see each other again. ”
“ Long may he adventure. ”
“ If I may ask, what was it you were yelling? ”
“ I should’ve known you’re the cause of all this commotion. ”
“ I heard you tinkering away in here. ”
“ Nothing spoils a meal like business. ”
“ Stay silent if you’re not going to say anything useful. ”
“ You know I hate being the responsible one. ”
“ I refuse to look at another dead body until I’ve had my coffee. ”
“ I’m more than capable of killing everyone here. ”
“ You’re stupid to begin with, and drink only makes you stupider. ”
“ Why do you think you’re the exception to every rule? ”
“ As if drinking from the bottle’s ever stopped you before. ”
“ This isn’t how I imagined seeing you naked. ”
“ How do you feel — on a scale of absolute shit to dying? ”
“ Something on your mind? ”
“ It could’ve been a lot worse, and you know it. ”
“ The hell does that mean? ”
“ I am glad that my trust was not misplaced. ”
“ You and your martyr complex. ”
“ You can’t do this without me. ”
“ We’re a team, aren’t we? ”
“ Slim hope’s better than none, right? ”
“ Hate to break it to you, but most of my people still want to see you dead. ”
“ I hope you are here for peaceful purposes. ”
“ Imagine that, overlooking the god in your midst. ”
“ You stink of lies and fear. ”
“ That’s a good story, but I’d rather hear the truth. ”
“ I will regret it forever, and I will never make the same mistake again. ”
“ I am prideful, hotheaded, and foolish, and I am doing what I must. ”
“ You do not have to do this. ”