Fire Emblem Quotes Starters
“A little bit too much is enough for me.”
“A true ninja has the milk bottled before the cow can feel its loss.”
“ARGH! I won’’t stand here to be pelted with fruit by a madwoman!”
“Ah, reality. I have come to loathe that place as of late.”
“Don’t mess with a bunny!”
“Don’t you put any stock in this destiny hogwash!”
“Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us! Just kidding! Life is meaningless.”
“How dare you interfere with my ploys to get attention!”
“I am a prince before I am a son or brother.”
“I don’t know who’s responsible, so I’m going to destroy you all!”
“I don’t pick fights I don’t win.”
“I suppose all I want is for all of our people to be happy.”
“I think that every creature is weird and wonderful in its own way! …Except cows. Cows just annoy me.”
“I will not rest until every woman in the realm swoons at just hearing my name!”
“If the stomach is empty, empty, too, lies the heart.”
“If you’re looking for ransom I can assure you, I don’t have any money. What I do have are a very particular set of honey cakes.”
“Laugh, and I’ll kill you.”
“Let me check… Nope. Still not going to do it.”
“Look, I know I’m unbelievably sexy, but you don’t have to stare so hard.”
“Look…Would you mind rejoining the enemy?”
“No mercy, No forgiveness!”
“Now submit! Give your body over to me!”
“Oooh, it seems we’ve touched a nerve! I do so enjoy inappropriate touching…”
“Shut up and prepare to get stabbed.”
“Sometimes the righteous path is the most treacherous to walk.”
“Surrender to me now and live!”
“Surrender? Sorry, I’m not familiar with the word.”
“There are better places to take a nap than on the ground, you know.”
“They caught me with my pants down.”
“Time to tip the scales!”
“War is a simple thing. What comes after, that is hard.”
“We’re not pawns of some scripted fate. It’s the invisible ties we forge that bind us together.”
“Well, usually I disarm foes by removing their arms. But your way sounds impressive, too!”
“Well, when a mommy zombie loves a daddy zombie very much…”
“When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice into everyone else’s eyes so that you don’t have to suffer alone.”
“Yes, it’s a Brave Lance, and I’m proud of it.”
“You are just a corpse that does not know he’s dead.”
“You deserved better from me than one sword and a world of troubles.”
“You there, in the bushes. You have until the count of five to show yourself before I start throwing sharp objects. One…two…four…”
“You’re about to die, scream if you must.”
“You’re not pathetic! You’re human—like the rest of us.”
