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alexandreye‌:

     “Children sure are pessimistic these days, aren’t they..”

“I think it’s just their generation’s version of humor. An ironic version of nihilism with a smattering of the macabre. Also hey, nice glasses.”

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underteika‌:

(”No shit. Stupid horny boyfriend–where the fuck did HE go? Gonna have to go find his ass too…”) “Hi. I’m Anda.”

But a hand reached out, palm upward in a ‘stop’ motion.

“Wait a sec, wait a sec. Don’t go out wandering out there drunk and stupid. Where’s your ward–I’ll call a cab over.”

Wallace shrugs his shoulders. “I didn’t really get a chance to explore this place yet. I’m, uh...” He grabs his phone and checks the statistics app. “Here it is. Condo 465.”

“But I’m fine. I’m a functioning alcoholic. Which means I’m perfectly capable of functioning while drunk.”

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volatellis‌:

without further ado, Ellis orders their very impractical meal. he tries to do so discreetly, but it’s hard for people to ignore such an order.

“For once I can say people are staring at me for the sheer amount of nuggets I just ordered instead of my wings. An odd feeling.”

“Wait, have you ordered a ton of chicken wings before—” Wait. Wallace pauses. He means the wings on his back. Right.

“Wait, ignore me. I knew that.” He turns to the cashier and orders a diet coke because, “I’m on a diet,” after which he flirtatiously winks. Nothing like flirting with the guy from whom you just ordered 200 chicken nuggets and a diet coke.

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underteika‌:

“何だ一体 !?”

“FUCK no! Was he drunk or something?! He’s not–I’M Anda! Jeez–he’s the one with the booty calls, I’M not interested. I don’t even know who you are!”

“Well, we were both drinking. But I guess some wires got crossed during the communication.” Wallace stands up and grabs the door handle. “Anyway, I’m Wallace. Nice to make a new friend here.” Even if it didn’t end up the booty call Lars promised.

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underteika‌:

@stoleurbf replied to your post “Can’t sleep?”

“Lars invited me.”

(”Goddamn it Lars, you can’t just send people to my damn apartment…”)

“Alright. What’d you want.”

“Uh, he kinda implied this was a booty call kinda thing. Do you know where he is? Also who’s Anda? He said they’d be down for anything."

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volatellis‌:

“He sounds like a prick. And pricks don’t get nuggets.” as they enter the famous restaurant chain, he mentally rehearses what he needs to say. “Uh..10 boxes of 20 nuggets, right? Math sucks.” 

“Mmm yeah, he was definitely a bit of an ass sometimes. But I love him to death despite it.” Something about him was just so alluring. Maybe it was the unattainable aspect of his heterosexuality. “Uh, yeah that sounds right? Math does suck.”

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volatellis‌:

“Who needs to go to the gym when you can just ride a Jim?” and that’s not even the worst thing that’s come out of his mouth. “Ah, man. Well, I’ll just have to wait to post it until we get the internet thing figured out. Until then, we make our own memes.”

“That’s what I’m saying! Scott never got me like that.” Wallace shrugs. “It’s his loss. He doesn’t get these chicken mcnuggets now.”

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volatellis‌:

“Absolutely incorrigible. Then again, I mostly survive on bar food. It’s a wonder I’m not overweight by now.” not really, considering his work out routine, but– “You know I’m gonna have to recreate the picture I was talking about once we get them, right?”

“Yeah, same. I mean, I cook sometimes, but we’re not really rich enough to afford anything healthy. But I sweat it all out at gay bars and during sex, so y’know.” Wallace pulls his phone from his pocket. “I can’t get internet to work on this thing, but yes we obviously need to recreate the photo.”

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volatellis‌:

“That’s fair. Nuggets before bros or whatever they say.” money wasn’t an issue; despite his limited funds until he finds himself a job, nuggets were serious business. “Name’s Ellis, by the way. Thanks for indulging me.” 

“I’m always down to enable unhealthy eating habits. One time back home I told my roommate that he could eat as many slices of garlic bread he wanted without getting fat.”

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sanpatron‌:

“ A’ight then. Later. ”

“Oh, yeah, okay. See ya.”

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volatellis‌:

“Damn. I could cry. Or kiss you. Jury’s still out on that,” he laughs, more surprised that someone shared his odd aspiration than he should’ve. “To the nearest McDonalds–!”

“Well I’d prefer the latter, but let’s start with the nuggets.” Wallace is pretty sure he still has some money in his wallet. And McNuggets are pretty cheap in bulk, as long as they don’t get sides and drinks. “Onward.”

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volatellis‌:

“You know that picture of the guy looking absolutely shocked and in awe over the massive pile of mcnuggies in front of him? Yeah, that’s where I wanna be someday.”

“We can make this dream a reality. Chicken McNuggets are sold in bulk for a premium. Let’s go order 200 nuggets and get white girl wasted.”

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underteika‌:

“Seriously?! That’s rad! Haven’t heard any track by that name, though.”

“It was sort of an improv session. Mostly because I wouldn’t stop shouting at the band between songs. I was pretty drunk.”

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underteika started following you

“That band on your shirt wrote a song about me. It was called ‘Please Stop Shouting Between Songs’, and it rocked.”

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sanpatron‌:

“ Some city where you, me and a bunch of other yahoos got dumped in for god knows what reason. Enjoy your stay cause we’re all stuck here. ”

“Ah.”

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“Hold on.”

“Where the hell am I?”

[isolaradiale]

New year same me. Applying Wallace Wells from Scott Pilgrim because I have no impulse control! Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy mods.

Welcome to scenic Isola Radiale, Wallace!

You will be housed in CONDO 465.

You will be able to harness your chi to do really snazzy things up to five times daily.

– mod pleiades.