Bi and ready to cry

Welcome to the land of terrible posts :)

[sad-but-rad-gal]

sometimes i wonder

would life be easier if i did not have such an infatuation with women?

who knows!

[sad-but-rad-gal]

wow im back

all i wanna do is download 80000 pieces of Sims 4 CC but my computer keeps warning me about “unsafe sites” and “computer viruses” 

what does it know?

[sad-but-rad-gal]

unpopular opinion: while dogs are absolutely amazing, nothing can come close to the feeling of a cat sitting on ur face at one AM

that’s true love right there

you are the undisputed ruler and my face is your throne

[sad-but-rad-gal]

lie

i say i am all good

yet i am not

i have never had a day of peace

there is only the void

and trader joe’s chocolate covered almonds

one word to describe my life

is 

“yikes”

[sad-but-rad-gal]

god can fight me in a Denny’s parking lot in the wee hours of the morning i really do not care

[sad-but-rad-gal]

how does one acquire a herd of goats and move to peru

asking for a friend

[sad-but-rad-gal]

wind

the wind is howling

screaming

yelling

who knew that the wind

is channeling me during finals week

im honored, tbh

[sad-but-rad-gal]

hdsz i just wanna lucid dream pLEase dont send me emails like this

[sad-but-rad-gal]

mmmmm cofey is uh

so yummy

bean juice

live-giving

mmmm

[sad-but-rad-gal]

consider this:

a petting zoo

but with really big animals

like, u might get ur hand bitten off

but it would be worth it to touch a tiger

right?

or a petting zoo with small animals

give me a meerkat

what im saying is im sick of just touching goats

also,

i want a meerkat and/or a tiger

[sad-but-rad-gal]

why am i in a musical? i sing like a dying horse. my friends say i don't. I Do.

[sad-but-rad-gal]

if water is good for you

why does it taste so terrible

my organs beg for it

but my tastebuds say

“icky”

[sad-but-rad-gal]

john mulaney provides me with my will to live

thank you @mulaney

i adore you

[sad-but-rad-gal]

my friends make me do things for them

and then 

they have the audacity

to criticize how i do it

ok

find ur own renaissance fair then

[sad-but-rad-gal]

alright boys 3rd post in like 7 minutes but im determined to rise to internet fame so here we go!!

i wanna go be a forest witch and talk to squirrels and make nice potions for the friendly local villagers. i dont know why thats too much to ask.

who cares about essays

me no likey

maybe u can like this if u relate 

im so desperate plz help

[sad-but-rad-gal]

u ever get the big sad because people are so amazing and all u want is for them to yeet u out a window? cuz i got that very specific emotion right now

[sad-but-rad-gal]

ok let me just say on the record that my friends r cursed humans and idk why i put up with them. also im screaming into the void on two platforms now. yay me