Literally me.

Just a sad clock being a sad clock.

[tastefullyoffensive]

It’s traditional ink for chinese calligraphy practice, and is thankfully 100% bio and non-toxic to dogs and humans. (via imgur)

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

My favorite is the one pawprint on the bed omg.

[officialunitedstates]

me when I go to an art gallery:  that’s not art

me when I see a shopping cart rolling around in the wind: now thats art

[curlyangelito]

[sosplz]

[hellomynameisscreams-deactivate]

me: *sees stars and points at them* yes

person: what?

me: *sounding more forceful* YES

[sadboy420]

i love the internet. i havent paid for music since 2005

[gucci-chanclas-deactivated20180]

[zikrayati-deactivated20160612]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[probably-platonic]

there’s a guy standing behind that tiger

[chessys]

support oversized clothes we must water the seeds of wearing blankets in public

[just-a-skinny-boy]

Unmute it

[unpredictabel]

Me running away from my problems

[sad-clock]

My reaction to hateful insults: lol yeah okay buddy

My reaction to constructive criticism: ah, I see now that I am horrible. I am the worst. I will cry for 90 years now.

[lassi]

me, drinking water: this water is so iconic

[donatellavevo]

[fruitlet-deactivated20230529]

[angfdz-deactivated20160505]

*squats directly onto a dick* *knees crack* hrghgahghg *gets up*

[seriousjones]

i saw a millennial ignore a friendly tortoise who need help crossing the street. when i confronted him, he said “who needs turtles when you have iphone apps.” reblog if you would help the friendly tortoise

[femonologue]

Where do I download the app to help this tortoise

[seriousjones]

the app is called, … going outside. thank you

[lilcontinent-deactivated2015070]