Red Dead Depression

[ sad yeehaws ensue ] - [ a bit of a dead blog but feel free to look around ]

[sad-cowboy-squad]

(by .rogersfern_ on twitter!)

welcome to the bread bank

[vidjyagames]

Driver: “Howdy! 😊 [crushes Arthur’s horse half to death in the mud] Huh. 😒 Un-goddamn-believable. 🙄 Hello! 😃”

[mephistia-arts]

please forgive me

[tis-i-the-most-uncooked-fry]

I’m HOLLERING

[kieran-beloved]

IM IN TEARS

[bucketofcowboys]

OMG IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS I FOUND IT AGAIN

[pkpaulshow]

[carve-r-deactivated20191206]

“Nar-“

- Orville Swanson’s last words, 1899

[offbrand-outlaw]

They didn’t have to do him like that.

[offcast-me-deactivated20220405]

Genius!

[jasvvy]

Arthur is relatable. 

[m-u-n-c-h-y]

This had to have happened at least once…

[citree]

I have this HORRIBLE crush on Sean and I refuse to progress further in the game 

[chernonbyl-moved]

red dead redemption 2 be like: you wake up to the sound of several dying eagles, its actually your father whom manipulated you your entire life playing his stupid music at 6 am on a monday. its the aniversary of your sons death and you havent slept or ate properly in 3 weeks. your friend group is falling into pieces because of drama your father did (and he denies it). your best friend who was the reason you havent snapped yet left you and your brother who has to be saved more than princess peach is in jail again. the person every single bacteria and cell living within you hates is still alive and well. you have turbeculosis

[blatterburystreet]

Let’s talk about the plan. Can we talk about the plan, please, Son? I’ve been dying to talk to you about the plan all day.

[ilovedilfssorry]

dutch van der linde circa 1899

[alimuse]

Since Arthur is his brother, John is also a singer when he’s drunk.

[arthursbitch-deactivated2023092]

Ariana Grande is shaking in her knee high boots from Johns high notes!

[abigailmarstons]

[oliviaflies06]

How embarrassing, getting arrested in front of your ex

[herachicwannabe]

Mary:

[clownsins]

[softchad]

*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

[hagstaff]

[sansberry-chan]

Pbppbpb, i forgot you tag you ;w; @distantcowboynoises

[distantcowboynoises]

T HATS MY FUCKING HUSBAND

tHATS HIM

THATS MY FUCKIN BABY FUCKIN MANS FUCKIN BIIIIIIIITCH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH