Just got out of the doctors office for note to get out of work (long story). After, i went looking for birthday gift for a friend because it’s her birthday and I don’t know what to get her. Her dog passed away recently so she’s grieving but I already gave her art of her dog while it was alive (which she loved). I’m thinking it might upset her if I give her another picture, because now the dog is gone (sad) so I look around in Walmart, across the doctors clinic, because that’s normal for the medical system and the economy is in shambles. Nothing screams birthday gift for friend. Begin to wonder if it’s worth taking the risk and upsetting her with another dog picture (risky) see something ridiculous on sale. Electric chainsaw for $79. I message the group chat about how ridiculous this is. Ask birthday friend if she wants it. She DOESNT SAY NO (incredible). I message her boyfriend. Get the same answer (why is this happening). Grab the chainsaw since this apparently happening. Nobody is telling me to put it back. Get overcome with chainsaw euphoria as I go to checkout, as this is a totally normal thing to buy for a friend who’s grieving. I get stopped by security on my way home because I have to take a ferry. They ALSO think it’s a great idea. I feel more confident than I’ve ever been while walking home. Keep mentioning the chainsaw out loud like it’s taking over my personality the green goblin mask. Why is this more affordable than my medication. I have a great idea on how to lower the cost of everything now. On an unrelated note they should make hrt chainsaws
Guess who just lost their doctors note
