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small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

scribefindegil

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

kuttithevangu

[True crime podcast voice] her family remember her as a mean and unpleasant person who darkened up a room. She hated going to church, despised children and the elderly, and never answered her phone

we-want-to-be-sedated

Paul Revere & The Raiders - Kicks (Audio)

oneheadtoanother

mathematikerin-freyja

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

littlemut

oh for sure

civil-defense-system

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

cikero

ELDER SCROLLS 6 WAS JUST ANNOUNCED

cikero

FIRST LOOK !!!

kyotoprotocols

dragon-in-a-fez

single funniest entry in Star Trek predicting the future

redstonedust

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.