Sad Bandit

she said she was a magic mama and she could throw a mean tarot and carried on without a comma that she was someone I should know

[sadbandit]

[memewhore]

[tom-from-acquisition]

This billboard is what an American roadtrip looks like

[she-rachel]

holy fucking shit i know exactly where this is it’s on the TN/AL border and it’s been there since at least 2000 because i remember driving past it with my mom every single time we’d go visit family in indiana and every single time i’d turn and look at her and whisper “big jim’s boobie bungalow” and we’d laugh so fucking hard

[feraldavestrider]

new cool meme: find out what each of ur names mean and then shove them together

im white enchantress woman who works with stone

[lordansketil]

Great Lord and Lady Protector of the Sea and Land.

[decadentdeath]

Tree of the most Gracious God

[arr-jim-lad]

..Small Hill Backup?

[clownmoontoon]

Clever, happy, loving, of nobility and protected by god, with psychic powers….

holy shit…??

[owlgams]

Ahem… Gemstone desires helmets.

[ghosta-r]

ewe tailor. i’m not kidding.

[nightblightowl]

Hope Stone

[o-baewan-kenobae-deactivated201]

Beautiful Dragon

[emolumentsclause-deactivated201]

oath of god, defender of men

[sadbandit]

Victory Meadow

[yndu-deactivated20160310]

mutuals take this test and tell me what you got

[shuhvon]

I got a 58. Smh “had your butt cheeks fondled”

[drdessertfox]

54 because I’m an alcoholic slut

[evelynfreya-deactivated20181220]

34? Is that better or worse than y'all?

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

54.

Needs to be higher, damnit.

[luxurytampons]

I got a 29 😂 catch me fucking your girl while snorting pcp off her back

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

Wait, higher is PURER?

Lower, lower, needs to be LOWER!

Whelp, I have my checklist for the next decade or so of life.

[neshtasplace]

68

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

You pure, innocent child.

Are you straight edge? Teeotaler? Oh, child, let me help you…

[theechrysalisamidst]

48

[faoileog]

92

[faoileog]

@blackberryshawty i need you to take this test

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

16……. good night

[tacktack311]

67 im cry

[sadbandit]

44 ...O.o

[robins-gay-suspenders]

[cumaeansibyl]

I’m the girl with the extremely knowing smile in the foreground

[animalbody]

depression meal: dusty glass of lukewarm water that’s been sitting on your dresser for a week

[driflloon]

aviv schneider

[malamente1992]

[sadbandit]

I’m attracted to and fall the hardest for guys I know deep down will be cruel to me and I have a good relationship with my father so I can’t even blame him for it.

[sadbandit]

Dolly Parton c.1970

[sadbandit]

1974: Patti Smith, on the verge of stardom

[plannedparenthood]

Planned Parenthood has been here for 100 years, and one thing is clear: We will never back down and we will never stop fighting to ensure that Planned Parenthood patients have access to the care they need and for the people who come from communities that need our continued support in this new reality.

Many of the people Planned Parenthood health centers serve may be concerned about their safety, and the safety of their families and friends. We will support our immigrant, Muslim, Black and Latinx colleagues, partners and patients in the face of threats made over the last several months.

Health care should not be political. Every morning, Planned Parenthood health center staff across the country wake up and open their doors, as they have this morning, to care for anyone who needs them, regardless of race, religion, sexual orientation, gender, income, or country of origin. They will do so today, they will do so tomorrow, they will do so every day as they have for 100 years.

[heathyr]

My problem with a lot of dudes is the fact that their idea of conversation is automatically “let’s debate” when most of the time I just wanted to share ideas and get to know a person. I feel like they want to somehow “win” the conversation and I’m sitting there just like… I didn’t sign up for this debate class

[realdavidspumpkins]

Visit Original Link

[renmorris]

realdavidspumpkins:

Here’s my song, kids. Any questions???

[sadbandit]

I love my wall 😍

[sadbandit]

i got the squeakiest shoes in the game

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]