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fuck

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gossip

jimin: did you tell anybody else about this?!

jungkook: i only told namjoon

namjoon: and i only told hoseok

hoseok: and i only told taehyung

taehyung: and i only told yoongi

yoongi: and i only told jin

jin: and i told many people and their grandmothers

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yoonmin in a nutshell

jimin: YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU

yoongi: YEAH FUCK YOU TOO

jimin: NO FUCK YOU

yoongi: FUCK YOU

jimin: FUCK YOU

yoongi:

jimin:

yoongi: wait r-really?

jimin: u-um

yoongi: do you actually want me to-

jimin: •///•

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taehyung: what’s the difference between a child and a hooker

hoseok: what

taehyung: so you’re telling me you don’t know the difference

hoseok: i-

taehyung, calling 911: sick bastard

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namjoon:

jin:

yoongi:

hoseok:

jimin:

taehyung:

jungkook: are y’all really challenging me to lick the floor

jimin: don’t lick the floor

jungkook: fine i’ll do it

taehyung: we didn’t say shit

jungkook: i can’t believe i’m doing this

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kpop ain’t that deep but if you ever hurt namjoon i will murder you and your family

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person: hey cover up

jimin: why

person: those guys are checking you out

jimin: so

person:

jimin: are you implying that i have to cover up because of my voluptuous beautiful delicious fat juicy ass bitch??

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yoongi: *sees jimin’s movie poster*

yoongi: wow i’m gay but i would literally puke if i watched this garbage of cinematography i give this one star but i’m very gay

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taehyung: yeontan play dead

yeontan: *plays dead*

taehyung: yeontan spin

yeontan: *spins*

taehyung: yeontan speak

yeontan: jungkook is a bottom

taehyung:

yeontan: i mean woof

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“would you have sex with your clone?”

jin: [without hesitating] yes

jungkook: i would have a threesome with two clones of me idc

namjoon: it is impossible to make a clone of a human so i will not answer this nonsense

hoseok: hell to the fuck no

jimin: no because that would be like incest

taehyung: yes to see if i’m good at sex

yoongi: what the fuck is up with that question you crackhead

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Jin as a bartender

hoseok: can i get a bloody mary

jin: a what

hoseok: bloody mary

jin: a what

hoseok: bloody mary

jin: >:)

hoseok: T_T

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Yoongi’s son

yoongi jr: fuck

yoongi: who the FUCK has been cussing in front of my fucking child

everyone else at the kindergarten: 0-0

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jungkook, probably

jungkook: i’m a grown FUCKING man stop treating me like a child

taehyung: then act like one

jungkook, at the verge of tears: but i’m babie ;-;

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“can i borrow a pencil?”

sure!: namjoon, taehyung, hoseok

sorry i don’t have an extra one *actually has an extra one: jimin, yoongi

no, buy your own, poor bitch: jin

i was gonna ask you the same thing fuck: jungkook

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namjoon: i love you all equally

seokjin: i got stabbed

yoongi: i broke both of my legs

hoseok: i got bit by a snake

jimin: i saw a cockroach in the kitchen

taehyung: i was shot

jungkook: i was poisoned

namjoon: jimin are you okay

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i just read every single post on your blog and THANK YOU, IT JUST LITERALLY SAVED MY LIFE

i’m glad i made u laugh :D

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*in a large crowd*

jin: fuck we lost namjoon

taehyung: wait i got this

taehyung: WOMEN SHOULDN’T VOTE

namjoon: [running towards them] LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER

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jimin vs. jungkook

jungkook: haha what’s up shortie

jimin: