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Hi I'm Tima and I'm 17 (mtl)

[hi]

“I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you..”

[477]

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[alezenteno]

[theslayprint]

When your mom wont let you buy Ariana Grande tickets so you make your own concert

[riceblush-deactivated20181229]

@ the bad eyebrow : I feed u I bathe u I groom u and yet … U forsake me like this

[sadfajita]

murderer: (via text) im going to kill you

me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it

[livguini]

I made a compilation of all my favorite vines.

Thank you, Vine

[weloveshortvideos]

[tauurus]

[exhalist]

Going from high school to university like:

[cookii-whore]

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[tillerboomin]

[pansoph]

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

[beefmilkthings]

jerry is here

[eruriholic]

my chinese teacher once shared this story in class about someone who went to the grocery to buy chicken, but they forgot the english word for it, so they grabbed an egg, went to the nearest sales lady and said “where’s the mother”

[notdeadbabies-deactivated201603]

Congratulations you played yourself

[twitterlols]

[vapingbaby]