Young God

| Devan | 17 | she/her | Gemini |

[fearlesslygenuine-deactivated20]

cute dating tip: don’t cheat on your partner you fucking pathetic piece of shit

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[curls-and-courage]

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.

[barbex]

This is poetry.

[arealemergency]

This is my fucking resurrection

[almondkittie]

Imagine being mad at women for being nice to each other and tweeting about it:

[almondkittie]

Then imagine that tweet backfiring! Lmbo

The entire thread is filled with women complimenting each other. I loved it! ☺️☺️

[invisiblesos-deactivated2016121]

[x]

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Apparently it’s a new YouTube trend of tying up your girlfriend while you break her makeup?

[hundondestiny]

What???

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

Heterosexual things: abusing your girlfriend and destroying expensive shit she owns

[fukkce]

here for the girls who are slowly realizing their worth, GO AWFFF SIS

[punkiztan-deactivated20181006]

sometimes a bitch jus want a love letter u know

[redsatinsheets]

men really be in their mid 20’s & 30’s projecting their unresolved issues on women lmao go to a fucking therapist bitch

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pearlmarley]

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[aggressivetapdancing]

I’ve never reblogged something so fast

[long-liv-3-the-king]

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[ahellakawaiigirl-blog]

things i want to be

really hot

not poor

[sorryish]

“Most days I wish I’d never met you ‘cause then I could sleep at night. I didn’t have to walk around with the knowledge that there was someone like you out there. I didn’t have to watch you throw it all away.”

Good Will Hunting (1997)

[pokemon-personalities]

no offense but… whats the point in saying something rude about someone’s favorite things to their face just bc you don’t personally like it or have the same taste as them… like what do u get out of that interaction other than prove that you can’t respect your friend’s interests

[gostle]

me laying in bed at night thinking about how ugly i am

[babexgoals]

Women

with

tattoos

omfg

[xjessr]

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS: Being a ride or die means staying by a man’s side whether he has $500 or $5. Not when he cheats 10 times and you stay.

[taraljc]

“Ride or Die” also means that if he ever hits you, he dies, and you call your bff for a ride.

[firebirdeternal]

Loyalty through hardship is one thing, loyalty through cruelty is another. 

[clotpolesonly]

Loyalty through hardship is one thing, loyalty through cruelty is another.