don't

He/him. 387 years old. Made with blood magic, sawdust, and broken glass.

[excitementshewrote]

[cheatcommandos-deactivated20180]

its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

i hope everyone is ready to celebrate International Down With Cis day on April 4th.

[mintykiwi]

[argumate]

this is the kind of prank we need more of.

[tsukishima-tadashi]

[turians]

[bisexualhobgoblin]

updated version

[antigone-lesbian]

*stabs you through the toga 23 times* vibe check

[antigone-lesbian]

BRO

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[cannon-fannon]

March 15 again and here we go…

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[maybe-its-jake]

Today’s your lucky day

[non-binary-laurie-strode]

You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

[iamfuckingweeping]

CAESER ARE YOU OKAY

ARE YOU OKAY CEASER

[transfemininomenon]

[sandyliliana-deactivated2016081]

Mood today

[dua-daily]

Dua Lipa by Hugo Comte for ‘Future Nostalgia: The Moonlight Edition’

[gwyoi]

You can't reclaim the f slur .. 😐

I’m not reclaiming I’m using it as a slur ^_^

[zuw]

This will never not be funny

[coolxatu]

[emmablowguns]

i’m just someone’s weird coworker

[weaver-z]

I hate how in the Cruella trailer she’s all “people try to hold me down… I am woman…. hear me roar……” as though people are opposing her for misogynistic reasons and not because her primary motivation is SKINNING PUPPIES? 

[guts2002-deactivated20211208]

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