aint no thang like a chicken wang

I'm Kristen, a bad-puns-and-all-things-soft enthusiast

[afloweroutofstone]

I wish there was a way to tell companies that I dislike an ad so much that I will actively avoid buying anything from them because of it

[shubbabang]

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

i hope she’s doing well

[equalistmako]

it’s been 10 whole years and i still have no idea what homestuck is about

[equalistmako]

anyway bye gotta jump back to safety

[mycaptaintazer]

I’ve never identified with something more than this

[russiansandgod]

[miiriya]

[burgrs]

*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks

[pizzapugss]

Fun fact!!

Cats don’t only purr because they’re content! When they’re sick, or when a kitten/companion is sick, they purr to help heal faster. So if you’re feeling down and your cat friend comes up to purr on you, it’s because they sense something’s up and they want to help you feel better!

[sadlycatbearded]

Not gunna lie, I made my URL name when I was 15 and depressed and oddly obsessed with cats. Now 7 years later, only slightly depressed and I’m not a fan of cats at all. Talk about edgey. 😂🥴

[sadlycatbearded]

4 years later, here’s my face 😂

[sadlycatbearded]

I’m back, bitches

To all of my 230 followers: I literally haven’t been on this app since my senior year of high school. I was 17. I am now almost 22. I apologize for all the outdated blog posts you were probably blinded from by looking at my things. And if you viewd my “selfie” link, I am SO sorry. Just know I do not look like that anymore and neither do my eyebrows. I’m back, though. Bitches. 🥰

[andrewbelami]

[ufishal-deactivated20201213]

Sounds like something someone who does cocaine would say

[communismkills]

Being 14 is not an excuse to act like an awful human being without consequences or people telling you you’re wrong.

[tunajorts]

well youre like 27 whats your excuse

[staypozitive]

[vandercunt-deactivated20181213]

[pearswhy]

professor on the first day of class: *says the fuck word* all the freshmen in the room: :O

[guccithink-ilovehim-blog]

“The fuck word”

[sadlycatbearded]

someone: I care about you

me: source?

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

[lilsplanet]

thicc