This is fine

I've honesty given up, just like show me a picture of a cat or offer to cuddle and we'll be set. Great. 

[myhalloweenurl-deactivated20171]

We Regret to Inform You That The Person Being Racist Ironically Is In Fact Just Racist

[kkoongie]

Hey uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Look at this incredibly handsome man

[eilooxara]

Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?

[kosherqueer]

me: *stubs my toe* wow….i hate men

[skygenders]

How Do I Explain To My Cat That Stepping On My Boobs Hurts 

[catsuggest]

feel ok to me ? feet do not hurt

[samcaarter]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[nosdrinker]

[bangs9-deactivated20130723]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

[capitulouno]

I love when people are direct with their feelings so we can mutually understand each other and build and understanding and apologize and rebuild if needed.

[saddesert]

Cute dog I saw while walking to work yesterday.

[cabbagefuneral-deactivated20160]

compulsory heterosexuality is being forced at age 12 to choose between which of the jonas brothers was the least unattractive aka the “hottest”

[cabbagefuneral-deactivated20160]

read my YA dystopia novel where all girls are strapped to chairs and this flashes in front of them

and you have to pick in 5 seconds which is the hottest and society is divided into joes, nicks, and kevins. But one girl, our protagonist, defies these factions. because none of them are hot

[aki373]

[kiridifferent]

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

[iamtheironrain]

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

[humoristics]

[cuteavalanche]

Do all pet owners have a “type”?

[chubbycattumbling]

ALL ARE FANTASTIC!

[rockyhorrorpicturechic]

when you see a cat outside and try to pet it but it runs away

[smgoetter]

“Lady Tilda and the Dragon”

Or “Mom Knight” which is what I kept calling it for most of the time I worked on this. This was my story for Valor, a fairy tale anthology I was in last year! It’s a really great book, and I’m so glad I got to be a part of it. You can purchase a copy here.

[dyingdutchman]

My heart!

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

Male writer: This female character that I’m writing has a deep dark secret.

Male writer: Something so horrible that she can’t tell a soul…

Male writer: This female character has literally the saddest back story anyone could ever imagine and no man could ever love her because of it and she cries herself to sleep every single night because she’s such a monster.

Male writer: She’s……………… infertile.

[kitfreeman]

#you can say joss whedon it’s okay