"Is That Your Baby?"

Cupcake, Cotton Candy, Princess, Mermaid, Absolute Bean of a human. I post funny things, and hot pictures

[sadveganchickennugget]

FUCK

[sacred-portal]

[romeomontvgue-deactivated201902]

How hard was it to say “pistachio”

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[sadveganchickennugget]

Me: *looking down at phone* ;) Boy: lol what Me: ;) Boy: who sent u a text Me: I'm watching a video of myself twerking to the Full House theme song ;)

[benjoyment]

48 Shades of Lightning  Taken from last night’s thunderstorm. (color hues are unretouched)

[gyllenhallelujah]

[joshpeck]

i just saw graffiti and all it said was ‘bagels!’….i’m really happy somebody is passionate enough about bagels to spray paint it on a wall

[4kx]

im not gay but….. lightning mcqueen is kinda cute

[entropvy]

can some of u just shut up

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

which beyonce are you today???

[jmmiy]

[donidarkowitz]

when you first meet a new girl and she tries to relate to you by talking shit about someone’s appearance

[jmmiy]

[megaevolvedthot]

[emeraldboreas-deactivated201809]

Absolutely urgent prayer request

Two days ago, I found out that I’m pregnant.

A minute ago, my doctor called to tell me that my HCG levels are very low. I’m still pregnant, so this means that I’m possibly not as far along as I thought or, more likely, I’m at risk of a third miscarriage.

My husband and I wanted to wait to tell you, but I need you guys to storm Heaven. Please pray that I’ll carry this child to term.

[peteneems]

[squidyword]

i didn’t know iggy was in power rangers

[beaked]