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Golden Deer student at The Officer's Academy

[selkitsune]

Closed RP account for Selkie of Fire Emblem: Fates! Affiliated with The Officers Academy.

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Portrayal Notes:

Selkie is currently coming from a year off the end of her unpaired ending of the Revelations route! I haven’t actually finished Revelations (I KNOW I SAID I STARTED IT 2 YEARS AGO DONT LOOK AT ME) but for Selkie specifically it works out okay! Girl was NOT paying attention in the final battle she has NO CLUE what is going on :crylaugh: all this to say don’t worry about spoiling me on anything in that route at this point I deserve it.

Unlike Elise, with Selkie I will be assuming as default she knows of all castmates, but she has not reached any support levels above C with any. If you’d prefer they start at a different point though, let me know!!! I’m more than happy to do that instead.

Selkie is a “student”. Student in quotes because girl does not show up to class. I don’t think she even knows what classes she’s in, much less where they are. Classmates are still free to assume seeing her around as she does use the dorms however, but would likely not “sit behind her in class” or something outside of a very very rare occasion. Any and all muses are also more than welcome to drag her to class against her will. She would hate it and that’s why I think it’s funny I actively encourage you to do it

Selkie often struggles with pushing boundaries too much due to not understanding what a boundary IS unless explicitly told to stop (consequences of growing up entirely alone thanks deeprealm) however, I don’t want this to make anyone uncomfortable OOC. Please please please DM me and let me know if she pushes in a way you don’t like. I’m more than happy to pivot her reply so that everyone can be comfy.

I’m leaving Selkie’s variable parent intentionally vague for the sake of a Kaden should there come to be one (PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE KADEN MUNS PLEASEEEE PSPSPSPSPS) but I am more than open to discussing with any and all Fates muns that would like to take the role of Selkie’s mother/father as the case may be! I love family :)

Similarly, I am open to discussing changing her ending to a paired varient or starting a new ship in TOA-canon but please DM me about this if this is your intent. I am unfortunately so very stupid I will miss every IC hint imaginable I need it spelled out for me like I’m 4. Ideally TOA ships would form naturally-ish over time rather than being something jumped into off the bat, but I’m more willing to just go for it in the instance of paired ending-ers

[selkitsune]

Wanted Plots [ May ]

OKAY housekeeping stuff out of the way, I am once again mainly looking for threads for Selkie of one thread having fame this month, however Sothis is also here as my unaffiliated muse, so feel more than free to grab her for whatever!! She needs to socialize more :softsmile:

Selkie (here!)

Bow +1 (Needs Unaffiliated): this is very much a problem she’s actually had in-canon, so I think she’d be surprisingly helpful in this situation actually. All of the knowledge she has is literally just this. Which isn’t a lot but still. She is very much advocating for everyone to stop hunting!!! Save the meats!!!! (Though she reaaaallly wants to keep going too… :( she would be very easily persuaded to the evil side should we wish to go in that direction lol) Taken by: Hinoka

Tunnel (Needs Unaffiliated): TUNNEL! TUNNEL! TUNNEL! TUNNEL! TUNNEL!!!!! She’s having a great time, but she doesn’t mind trying to dig a way out if her fellow trapped isn’t as down for exploration as she is. You ever seen a fox dig? They’re really good at it. Trust.

Sothis (@sublimeflowoftime — Is Unaffiliated!)

Axe +1: You know she wasn’t really suspicious before but now that everyone’s getting all mad at it she very much is. Why don’t they want us to have weapons. What are they hiding. And what are YOU hiding??? As someone who has never been to lore (sorry Sothis I’m holding out for a fortunes weave personal PLAYABLE SOTHIS WILL BE REAL I KNOW IT I scream as they drag me back to my padded cell) she is very much looking for someone to lore-drop (heh) to her about whatever it is you are all doing out there why do the children always look traumatized what are they doing to you. Reminisce about lores of years past to her while she buys you a new sword

Amiibo Gazebo: What is an amiibo and why are they threatening me. …hey why does the sun have a + taken out of it. Why are colors weaving into a spire of flames what is happening where are we hELP (long story short my brain locked on to the word “amiibo” and somehow the thought process took me to super smash bros which then reminded me Sothis is in ultimate -> hey wouldn’t it be funny if the amiibo gazebo took us to smash ultimate? I think it could be a funny little short combat thread sorta like arena, either us both on a team against some NPCs I can think up from the combat doc based on smash ultimate characters or something or as Sothis vs Your Muse battle! Willing to take on multiple of these or have a couple people in one thread if the interest is there it could be fun :nod:) Taken by: Nyx

Elise (@nohrslittleflower)

Any Skill +1: Girl has like ten billion heroes alts. This could either be a cute little dress up time where they can try on/try to recreate their other outfits, or hypothetically. Witness Birthright. Choice is yours (waiter vc) how traumatized would your like your Elise today

All Muses!

Heavy Armor +1: Two of my muses are okay with this and will make it a very pleasant bonding experience through game-ifying the chore or just having a nice chat, and one of them is screaming and crying like she’s being murdered and the culprit is the mop bucket. It is up to you to figure out which is which (it’s selkie) — Selkie: Available, Elise: Available, Sothis: Available

Fake Relationship: All of my girls are single and I think it would be really funny if they had to pretend they weren’t so I’m opening the floor to all of them happy pride month — Selkie: Available, Elise: Available, Sothis: Available

Cat Cafe: I like cats. Selkie would probably be the funniest tbh but I just like cats I want all the cats please give me cats — Selkie: Taken by Uka, Elise: Taken by Nyx, Sothis: Available

DMs/pings on the Discord are preferred, but feel free to DM any of my blogs also!! It just might take me a bit longer to see it since I don’t get DM notifications. Okay bye bye!!!!!! <3

[selkitsune]

Activity Check [May]

Total Skill Points: (4) —> (5)

Skill Up: N/A

Claims: Dancer, TM04: Ice Punch

Threads

Waiting for response: (Take your time!)

partners in crime (please help) — w/ Kiran

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If you don’t see your thread here, please DM me. It may have gotten lost in my records.

💐 !! BONUS — Post-Ball intentions !!

I had to be a bit last minute to a lot of the ball stuff due to Major Life Events (yippee!), so while I did lock in insano-style on the last day I didn’t get 100% everything I had in my inbox or just wanted to tack something on. The following is what I still have in my inbox that I plan to respond to along with answers to my asks I plan on responding to, but feel free to let me know if you’re on here and would rather I didn’t!! Considering the ball is over, I do not anticipate any responses in return, however I would be absolutely delighted to still continue these and any other interactions if interested either!!! My rule is always I am always happy to continue anything for however long it takes :)

Reply — Rose

Reply — Kiran

Reply — Ophelia

Reply — Tamamo

Reply — Serra

[selkitsune]

[ SQUIRM ] - Some may recognize the blanket that’s been laid out in a momentarily-unoccupied corner of one of the dance halls. On it are rows of circles separated by color. Off to the side is a wooden board with an arrow pinned in the center and divided into four quadrants with colors and labels: right hand, right foot, left hand, left foot. Spin the arrow and put the respective appendage on the corresponding color. Just be careful not to step on any of your fellow players in the dark!

Oh, this game was SO not designed with tails in mind. Not that she really minds — she’s super flexible and squirmy, she can get around anything — but she probably can’t say the same about the other players she keeps accidentally whacking in the face… and especially not the girl who just got her legs knocked out from under her by said tail.

“Oh gosh — are you alright?! I am SO sorry, I swear I didn’t mean to sabotage you!” Selkie drops to her own knees to scamper over to the fallen girl, fully disregarding her win in the process. A sentiment that would probably mean more if the game wasn’t already kinda over after that, but, you know. It’s the thought that counts.

Oh noooo, and she looks kinda young, too… please don’t start crying, her ears can’t handle that kind of shrillness, please please please don’t start crying please don’t start crying please don’t start crying— “Uhm, uh— Do you wanna pet my tail? It’s super fluffy…! Um, and, uh… here! Flower! Apology flower! All… All better…??”

[selkitsune]

[ PHOTO-ARTIFEX ] - The ever-popular photo-artifex makes its annual return, allowing users to capture pictures in as little as a flash of light and a moment. Take home something to remember the event by!

What in the…?? Is all of Hoshido here and she just didn’t get the memo??? Kinda rude of them not to invite her sooner if that is the case, but whatever. She’s happy enough to see them now that she doesn’t really mind.

“Mitama!! Boy, is it good to see you!” Selkie’s tail twitches within the confines of her arms — trapped for its crimes of wagging too much with all this back-to-back friend time to the point it’s kinda starting to hurt. Happy tail is a very real and very serious condition, you know. “Hehe, if I knew this arting-fixer thingy was such a magnet to you all, I woulda hung out here all night! You wanna take a picture together?”

Selkie bounds over to the assortment of props she’d noticed earlier when she was with Midori, eagerly digging through the choices with very minimal casualties lost to the floor. Everyone should be very proud of her, she did a good job. Especially considering what she found!

Two fluffy pink animal ears (mildly disturbing to see them unattached to somebody, but okay) are forced atop the poet’s head before she can give the protest Selkie’s almost sure would probably come if she’d had stopped to ask first, a lovingly-chewed lily pinned purposefully beneath the band so it just barely peeks out the side — like the talisman on her own ears. Ears she hides beneath a funny-looking hat with jingling bells that she places on her own head.

“Check it out — now you’re a kitsune, and I’m the human, haha! How funny is that?! Oh, we have GOT to send this to everyone. They’re gonna LOVE IT.”

[selkitsune]

[ GODDESS TOWER ] - No effort has been spared in surveillance or suspicion this year, and you know as much now that you find yourself alongside another answering to an ornery guard the moment you entered its vicinity.

“Ugh, this SUCKS!” Selkie pouts, ears pinned down to her skull and arms crossing over her chest with an angry thump. Even if she was better at counting than she actually was, she still probably would’ve lost track of how many times that dumb guard’s turned her away from the mystery stairs by now. Doesn’t he get telling her ‘no’ just makes her wanna see what’s up there MORE???

Still, there’s little more she can do now but sigh. The guy is clearly all too familiar with what she looks like by now despite her many masterful disguises (re: putting on different hats and a false mustache she stole from the photobooth) so unless she can become an entirely different person, no dice there.

…hm…… an entirely different person……..

“Hey! You!” Selkie shoots out from her spot on the wall, grabbing onto the unlucky stranger’s arm as he passing with one hand, pointing with the other in the direction of whatever a Goddess Tower is.

“You wanna break in with me? I’ll give you… uh…” Shoot, what’s a good bait to wrangle him into this? What do humans like?? The leftover chocolates in her pocket? No, those are hers, she doesn’t wanna share. Especially not after SOMEONE already robbed her of half the box, the jerk. What else does she have…?

“…You can have one of my lilies, if you want! You like flowers? You can have ‘em! All the flowers!”

[selkitsune]

[ PHOTO-ARTIFEX ] - The ever-popular photo-artifex makes its annual return, allowing users to capture pictures in as little as a flash of light and a moment. Take home something to remember the event by!

“Midori? MIDORIIIII!!!” Selkie beams as she sprints towards the second familiar face of the night, scooping her up into as big a hug as she can manage before the scent of bitter herbs still clinging to her even her forces her to recoil. At least her excitement is enough to minimize to exactly what extent her ears involuntarily pin down as her nose scrunches up because of it. Last thing she’d want would be for the other girl to think she hates her just because she’s stinky. Though if she does notice, she can probably blame it on the feathers in her face making her wanna sneeze every time they brush against her nose.

…wait, feathers?????

“Hey, I didn’t know you could grow feathers. Why didn’t you tell me about that?!” The kitsune gasps as she pulls herself back from the hug fully, batting a hand at the colorful headdress adorning her… well, head. Weird. She’d have thought Midori-bird-feathers would be green. Kinda matches the stuff near the booth next to them… Maybe it’s an epic-demo or whatever? Epic-cure-all?

“Oooh, wait, is this the side effects of some medicine-thingy? That’s AWESOME! Man, I’d totally take that one, even IF it tasted terrible! Oh — speaking of tasting terrible,” Taking the opportunity to shimmy ever-further from the feathers in her face without being rude, Selkie turns her attention to her own little herb collection, retrieving a full handful of lily blooms instead of just the typical one. “You want some? The white parts taste pretty good, but the stems and pollen-y parts are kinda gross. Figured that means they’d make a good medicine!”

[selkitsune]

[ SLIP-UP ] - As it turns out, a lot of people at the monastery make for great body doubles in the dark. What do you do when you slap a friend on the back only for you to find out when they turn around that it’s not your friend at all?

“...!”

Oh, that…that wasn’t one of her kind, was it? Clearly a fox, but…

NO. 

WAY.

No way no way no way no way no way NO!!! WAY!!!!!!!!!

Selkie can already feel her tail going a mile a minute behind her in excitement as she gasps, and it’s honestly a miracle she doesn’t fly away right then in there. “Another kitsune?!?! Here?!??!! RIGHT NOW?!???!!?!”

The bright-furred fox runs excited circles around her darker-furred counterpart, sniffing every bit of her outfit she can find (within reason, of course. She’s excited, not rude) for any traces of Hoshidan scent beneath the smells of the ball and Fodlan as a whole, only to… weirdly find none?? Huh. She’s never heard of any kitsune outside Hoshido… but what does she know, really? Exactly! Nothing! This only makes it MORE exciting!!!

“Oh. My. Gosh, this is just the BEST day EVER!!! I’ve never met another kitsune before!!! I mean, you know, besides my daddy,” Selkie pauses her laps right in front of the other fox, energy not dampened in the slightest as she grabs both of the other girl’s hands in both of hers — even if she is slightly out of breath from all the running. It’s a lot harder to run in a kimono than it is in pants.

“My name’s Selkie! What’s your name? Where’d you come from? You don’t smell like the hamlet at all, weird. Your furs so neat and shiny, I love it! You wanna trade tail tips? Ooh — you wanna be friends?!?! Oh who am I kidding, we’re both kitsune, obviously that makes us friends automatically. We’re friends now, okay? BEST friends. You’re my best friend.”

[martyrdance]

[ PHOTO IN MOTION ] - And in addition, this year boasts a similar device bolstered by new advancements that allow it to capture more than just a moment; now, even motion and sound can be immortalized forever. Take a video with a friend—or catch something juicy you’ll want to keep up your sleeve for later.

At first, he doesn't think twice when he sees a girl with ears like a fox. Every festival and street vendor has accessories like that nowadays. What gives Pandreo pause is her tail - he realizes that it must be real, with the way it swishes and wags, and upon further inspection, these ears seem pretty real, too...

If dragons truly walk amongst men (and they do, for he has walked beside them), and other people exist who possess animal features, do they, too, hail from the realm of gods.

(This is so freaking cool, he has to tell EVERYONE back home!)

But first..."Excuse me." He taps softly on the fox girl's shoulder, then points to the artifex contraption at the side of the room. "Could we get a photo together? I'm Pandreo, sorry, I just...I've never seen anyone like you before."

[selkitsune]

Selkie doesn’t really think much of the stares that come from her general existence. Though not as well-kept as her daddy’s (it just takes so much time and it’s so boring… and really, what’s the point of spending hours on fixing her tail if she’s just gonna mess it up again later, anyway?), she knows her ears and tail are still pretty, fluffy, and shiny — as any kitsune’s should be! Who wouldn’t stare, really?

What’s unexpected, though, is the tap on her shoulder that follows. Not unwelcome unexpected, not at all! She greets the stranger with a big ol’ smile and nod, of course! Usually the starers just don’t act, is all. Not in the nervous, nice way like he is, anyway. Hehe, kinda like a mouse. Mice are fun. She likes this guy.

“Oh, yeah, sure! Don’t worry, I get it! If I saw me, I’d wanna take a picture with me, too. I’ve never seen anyone like me either!” Not that she doesn’t wish she has, but… it is what it is. Kitsune aren’t exactly considered rare on account of their overflowing population, after all.

In front of the weird picture box, Selkie scoots even closer to the strangers side to wrap an arm around his shoulder like she’s seen the other people hanging out in front of the weird photo-box doing, and a tail around his waist like a bonus hug for good measure, and — Woah. Okay. Yikes. She knew he seemed kinda nervous, but the guy is tense… Maybe it’s because she’s a stranger…? She can fix that, easy peasy!

The kitsune swivels away slightly to reach her free hand into her bouquet, pulling out a lily that has most definitely seen better days (as most of them have, at this point) but isn’t doing too bad, all things considered, as an offering. After all, you can’t be scared of someone who gives you a flower, right? Even if that someone is as fierce and scary as she is. She even lowers her ears a little so she’ll look more friendly for good measure. “My names Selkie, by the way! You want a lily?”

[moriddyn]

[ SHAVED ICE ] - Served with a wide assortment of sweet, fruity syrups. Traditionally, it is served in bowls, but some are saying it makes for quite a refreshing sip when drank from a glass.

They're reusing the syrup from the station with the shaved ice. Perhaps that had always been the plan- no wonder they had left both cups and bowls available from the start. However, now, as the night began to wind down, most of the syrups had already been moved over

The lady currently at the station had either missed the memo or had no issue in eating the ice plain, given the current state of things. If it was the latter, it would have been fine to leave her alone, though the former…

"If you're looking for the syrups, they've been relocated over there." Elffin speaks up, a little too quietly. (But was he mistaken in thinking that the ears had twitched- perhaps… were they not a head accessory from that booth earlier on?)

"If you'd like, I can lead you there."

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“Huh?” Selkie’s head pulls up from the crunchy cold delight with a confused frown, bits of ice still clinging to the sides of her face and nose like a beard. Syrup? The heck is this guy talking about? Isn’t that the thing for pancakes?? Why would you put it on ice??? Ice isn’t a pancake. Duh.

Still, maybe he’s just confused, so she nods in agreement and follows along all the same. It’s rude to deny a confused old guy or something, right?

Oh, and thank goodness she did — apparently she was the confused one all along! The table he takes her to is a veritable sea of pretty colors and yummy smells! Not at all like usual syrup (which is still pretty good, she won’t lie), though she still doesn’t see the connection to ice…?? Eh, maybe he’s got one of those ping-pongy trains of thought. 

She practically pounces on the table, sniffing the tops of every bottle as she runs along, scooping up only the best smelling ones into her arms. Which is pretty much all of them. What can she say? She’s a sucker for sweets.

“Hehe, thanks, mister! You really knew your stuff, huh? Can’t believe I almost doubted you!” Selkie beams at the stranger as she fumbles with the collection of bottles, a few of them dropping unnoticed to the floor in her struggle to keep holding them all as she retrieves a lily from her little collection. One with minimal bite marks, too! Because she’s polite like that. “Here! My daddy always says when someone does you a favor, you gotta do them a favor back — so my favor to you is you can have one of these things! People are collecting them tonight, right?”

Exchange now complete, Selkie gives the stranger one more smile with her tail wagging furiously behind her before she turns her full attention to the (far smaller) collection of syrups that remain. She lifts them into the air and squeezes the contents of each out all at once…

…Directly into her mouth. Because how else is she supposed to try them all? Yum.

[breidatactics]

partners in crime (please help)

[breidatactics]

Okay so this was a bit of a strange sight…? If it could be called that. Kiran blinked as they looked upon the damage of this… situation. On one hand, it was nice not being the only one messing up tonight. On the other hand, were they really going to be okay? 

Before them sat two very broken cameras (why both of them were placed so close together would be a mystery to Kiran even after everything settled). One which Kiran had stepped on, the other which had been…??? Destroyed completely?? Chewed through like a chew toy???

Was that even safe?!

Anyways! Point was! They were both partners in crime now! Two students who definitely shouldn’t be out here this late and definitely shouldn’t have broken those cameras. Alfonse is gonna be soooooo upset… worried too, but mostly upset… On Kiran’s end, they had absentmindedly stepped on it, on the other’s end, they thought she must have mistaken it for something else.

Tapping her on the shoulder, they pointed to their broken camera, then themself and her and her broken camera. They held their hands together and smiled. Hooooopefully, she got the memo…?

ᯓ★ @selkitsune

[selkitsune]

Honestly, the thing was asking for it. You can’t even blame her really, what kinda box flashes a little red light like that if it isn’t just begging for her to pounce on it? Not to mention how easily it broke open to reveal all those neat tangles of long strings! Kinda like the inside of a bird, but, you know. Shiny. And less squishy. And without all the blood and bones and stuff.

Man, it’s so considerate of the monastery people to bring the joy of hunting to the people of the indoors! Her one complaint with being inside always has been there’s nothing good to track. Well, except bugs, but people seem to be less okay with it when she tries to eat a bug for some reason. Maybe the box was just a weird bug…?

…Nah. The crunch kinda matches, but it’s too clean and tastes too bad to be a bug. Either way, it’s still the thought that counts! Even if the thought was like a solid 6/10. Satisfying chew at least. For the first few minutes until she got bored and decided to leave, anyway.

“Hm?” Selkie pauses mid-skip away from the crime scene at the tap on her shoulder, one ear lowering alongside her head as she tilts it at the stranger and their… weird silent pointing. Clearly a message of some kind, but if they had something to say, why wouldn’t they just say it? Unless…

“Oooh, are we playing a game?! I love games! Lemme guess, don’t tell me, uh…” Focus, Selkie. What do we have? Two broken cameras… both of them… and a clap… “You… You hate boxes! You’re the box flattener! I’m the box flattener? You wanna fuse the boxes into one giant mega box! No, wait— You wanna fuse US into a giant mega box! Oh, Oh! You…”

Selkie gasps, both of her ears dropping down to the sides of her head and her tail stopping dead in its excited wagging behind her in favor of winding around her leg in shame. “Oh no, were you gonna eat that?! Gosh — I am SO sorry, I had no idea someone else called dibs! I can find you another one, if you want? My nose is real good, I can have a fresh one tracked down in no time!”

[selkitsune]

[ CHOCOLATE ] - Stefanelli’s has partnered with the monastery to make the most of the supplies left in excess of their workshops earlier in the year by offering packages of sweet chocolates for attendees. The offerings appear generous… that is, until you open your box to find it only half full. (WELCOME SELKIE!!!)

“Oh, hey Shiro! How’s it goin— oooh, chocolate, don’t mind if I do!” Selkie wastes no time in sticking her hand right in the middle of the offered box, scooping up as many as she can to force into her mouth all at once with no regards to the stains left behind on the edges of her lips and front of her kimono — courtesy of the pieces that couldn’t fit.

“Thamksh, Shiro! You’re da besht!” Chocolate covered fangs peek out in a toothy grin, her tail wagging behind her practically a mile a minute, only getting faster the more sweet treats she manages to grab. Man, she sure is lucky to have a friend here with her! Who else would think to bring her a chocolate of one of her top five favorite things in the whole world? She hasn’t even realized there was a snack table yet — which is fair considering she did just get here an hour or two ago, but — “Waibt a mibnite— SHIRO?!” 

Selkie chews the rest of what had been in her mouth quickly to clear her throat so she doesn’t choke as she begins to run around him in excited circles, eyes wide as saucers. “Woah, you’re here too?! How awesome is THAT! How’d you get here? Ooohhh, know any cool places you can show me? We can— WAIT.”

Selkie cuts herself off mid-sentence. She looks down at remnants of what was once a very tidy box of chocolates, back up at the prince, then back down at the chocolates. It is in no way anywhere near the same shape now as what it was in before, but kitsunes have a very keen memory not many care to speak of. Even though she was distracted at the time, she knows what the full box had looked like. 

Or more importantly, what it had failed to look like. Her ears fall flat against her head.

“DID YOU EAT SOME WITHOUT ME?!???????!?!?!!!??!”

[selkitsune]

[ PHOTO IN MOTION ]

"A new face!! Its nice to meet you-- OH! wait, do you want to film with me? After all i think the two of us are the best dressed tonight! I can even trade my orchids with you after were done" Lene gives a small wink with a smile! "up to you- after all!"

“Oooh, you got a different one! That’s what must’ve smelled so good!”The fluffy ears atop her head perk up at the sound of the new voice, head tilted up to let her continue the sniffing that’d lead her over to this general direction to begin with as she pushes into the lady’s personal space. Yep, that’s definitely it alright! She kinda smells like it too, actually. Maybe it’s because she’s been carrying them around so long?

Selkie tilts her head slowly, looking the stranger up and down as she gives the air around her another sniff. She doesn’t know too much about fashion, but it looks very… like something. What’s the word? Retirement? What’s this dress retirement of…?

It’s got a lotta pink and fabrics, that’s for sure. Sorta like one of the things Forrest would make, she thinks — but then again she thinks that about all clothes. What else does she know that has fabric like that?

…Oh! That’s it! “Hey, your dress kinda looks like an orchid, too! Hehe, that’s funny.” Selkie beams, tail wagging in pride of her own connection behind her. That’s gotta be the intent, right? Then that means noticing it is a good compliment, and that means she’s repaid the compliment given to her now! Hooray! Her daddy would be so proud.

“Awww, you are so sweet! Yeah, sure, you can have one of mine,” The kitsune turns to the bouquet at her side, making a careful effort to make sure the one she plucks out for her is one of the few left she hasn’t chewed on. Because, of course, a nice and pretty lady with such a nice and pretty dress can’t have an ugly flower with bite marks taken out of it! That just would not match at all. “I gotta warn you though, they do NOT taste as good as they smell. Like, they’re sweet and all, but then they make your stomach hurt. It’s not worth it.”

Thankfully bouquets aren’t too hard to sort through, and it doesn’t take her too long to isolate one of the nicest looking ones, holding out to her with just as nice a smile as the one she’s getting back. “My name’s Selkie, by the way! Now what’s a ‘film’? Is it a game? Oooh, I’m really good at games. How do we play? Do we get to play now??”

[selkitsune]

Wanted Plots [ May ]

Hello toasters!!!! Interrupting your regularly scheduled ball to slide in a few wanted plots don’t mind me. Been a minute since I did one of these, but a new muse means a thread count of zero that I would like to fix! Obviously prioritizing Selkie this month, but I’m also happy to pick up threads for Sothis (@sublimeflowoftime) and Elise (@nohrslittleflower) now that I’ve wrangled their backlogs into a far more comfy spot! Wahoo!!!!!

Selkie (Is a Golden Deer!):

Axe +1: Fun house!!!! It literally has FUN in the name obviously she wants to go. She unironically thinks the death traps are super cool she is running headfirst into the gauntlet someone stop her before she hurts herself please (or go with her! The more the merrier! Even if the more is. In mortal peril. I guess.)

Sleepwalking: she’s covered in blood because she was hunting, obviously!!! Unrelated but what’s a murder and why is she wanted for it. Minor misunderstandings spiraling into insane conclusions are funny to me I think it could be fun 

Laundry: I think this one could be really interesting in terms of a chance to explore the canonical extreme inconvenience that is finding clothing for beast people. Alternatively you know like cats when they randomly decide a thing is theirs now and get really mad whenever anyone tried to take it. Yeah. Sorry whoever’s clothes these actually are they are now her new bed and COVERED in fur it’s like glitter you’re never getting it out Taken by: Nino

Gauntlets +1: she is on thin ice academically already and she just got here this is like 100% going to get her expelled. please someone help her she’s not even doing anything to cover it up she’s just chewing on the cables Taken by: Kiran

Flying +1: She would be a GREAT wyvern that’s not a wyvern. Strap some wings to her kitsune form and you’re good to go! Shes SUPER down to help too, so it’s a great idea all around! Only problem is getting her to sit still. And keeping her from spilling paint everywhere on accident. And stopping her from trying to “help” by adding some paint with her paws or tails. Okay maybe there are many problems actually 

Sothis:

(NEEDS GD) Sword +1: I have no particular plans but I think Sothis could be funny in this situation either as the accused or as like a lawyer of sorts. Actually scratch that I have an idea I came up with it right now LETS GO TO COURT ACE ATTORNEY TIME

Gauntlets +1: well okay now why would you go and do that. NO YOU CANT “TELL THE CHURCH” ARE YOU CRAZY???? Don’t worry, she can help cover for this. Surely it can’t be THAT hard to fix a security camera, right? …Or maybe make a new one out of cardboard and tape it to the ceiling…? Surely nobody would notice. Surely.

Any other threads on or off board I am more than open to also!! These are just the ideas that stuck out to me :softsmile: DM me here or on discord or @ me in the plotting channel if interested!!!

[selkitsune]

Woah, she only just got here, and they’re already having some big party?!?!? Not to mention one that smells amazing with all these flowers everywhere. It’s a little overwhelming for her poor nose, but it’s okay! They didn’t know, it’s the thought that counts. Doesn’t change the fact this place is AWESOME!!!

…Or maybe not so awesome, since they turned her away at the door in her normal outfit. Said it was a ‘fancy’ event or something. Booooooo, fancy-shmancy! She looks great— have you seen her?? She looked great!

Oh well. Good thing she still has this neat-o kimono from… somewhere? Someone gave it to her. She can’t remember who. Oops. Eh, whatever! It’s a little dirty from being dragged around the forest with the rest of her stuff (oops x2) but it’s okay. The dirt smudges make all these cool patterns, after all! AND it’s fancy enough for them to let her in this time! They even gave her a bunch of snacks as an apology! How nice of them!

Selkie has lilies! please come get some before she eats them all

Roses: Lianna, Elffin Orchids: Lene, Midori, Lapis Lilies: Mitama, Celica Hyacinths: Pandreo, Kiran, Nino Tulips: Rose

Outfit below the cut!

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[selkitsune]

me too man